I’ll give you a medal if you are not paying for it.
I think paying for it demonstrates good wits, actually. You end up paying for it one way or another, may as well just get what you want without the baggage.
I meant paying in the broader sense. If you are going to ask for a medal at least do something that not everyone can do.
This thread is great! It reminded me of that South Park episode:
Berlusconi is the man.
Might be your best post yet.