What’s laughable is not looking at the facts. Fact: no government with nuclear weapons has ever been attacked by another government. Fact: governments without nuclear weapons get attacked by other government with nuclear weapons all the time. Fact: the attack on the twin towers was not an attack by another government. Fact: Afghanistan asked for evidence before dealing with the Taliban, and the U.S. government refused to provide it. Fact: the CIA helped overthrow a democratically elected government in Iran in the 1950’s resulting in a dictator taking over. Fact: the U.S. government supplied weapons to the government of Iraq. Fact: the government of Iraq did not think anyone would care if they attacked Kuwait. Fact: U.S. sanctions on Iraq in the 90’s resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths. Fact: U.S. backing of Israel has resulted in the suffering of hundreds of thousands of people. Fact: the reason bin Laden claimed to make the attacks on the twin towers was because of U.S. troops in the Middle East. Fact: the terrorists mostly came from Saudi Arabia, and the U.S. government continues to support the government of Saudi Arabia. Fact: Iraq had nothing to do with the twin towers attack and did not have WMDs, yet the U.S. government invaded anyways.
But go ahead, keep ignoring the facts.
And your example is nothing like the real world. I am not leaving my door unlocked. It is more like I am over in my neighbor’s house, telling him what he can and cannot do. Sometimes I take his stuff, rape his wife, and beat his children too.