Here it is. This is only the first part, which is about 5 minutes, read quickly. The second part is still a bit rough and will hopefully be no more than 4 minutes. You may be able to guess where I’m going in the second part. This is still very fluid as I have re-written it several times already. Have at it.
Narrator: This is Charlie. While out exploring, Charlie comes across a town called Demville. Demville is populated by friendly, hard-working, ordinary people. They welcome him to their town. The only thing unusual about the people in this town is that they all wear red hats. Charlie sits down with a local to get to the bottom of this mystery.
Charlie: How come everybody in this town wears a red hat?
RedHat: It’s the rules: everyone who lives in Demville must wear a red hat, whenever they are in the town.
Charlie: Who made that rule up?
RedHat: We have a vote on it every year. Red hats won the election a few months ago.
Charlie: Did you vote for red?
RedHat: Yes.
Charlie: Because you like wearing red hats?
RedHat: Not really, but the other hats on the ballot were even worse than this one, believe me.
Charlie: Did everyone vote for red?
RedHat: No, but the majority of voters did.
Charlie: Who gets to vote?
RedHat: Everyone in the village, over the age of 18. Children aren’t mature enough to vote on a matter like this.
Charlie: Does everyone over the age of 18 choose to vote?
RedHat: No, a lot of people don’t really care which hat wins, so they don’t bother voting.
Charlie: But the people who didn’t vote for the red hat still have to wear one?
RedHat: Sure, they have to wear a hat of whatever colour won the vote.
Charlie: What would happen to you if you take that hat off and wear a different colour hat? Or no hat at all?
RedHat: That would depend on whether I was caught or not.
Charlie: Caught by who?
RedHat: By the police.
Charlie: What will they do to you if they catch you?
RedHat: It’s not a serious offence. Anyone caught breaking the hat law just gets issued with a small fine.
Charlie: What if you were to refuse to pay the fine?
RedHat: Then the town council will make the fine bigger.
Charlie: What if you still refuse to pay?
RedHat: They’d send me a summons, and I’d have to appear in court.
Charlie: What if you refuse to go to court?
RedHat: Then I might be sent to prison.
Charlie: What if you refuse to go to prison?
RedHat: Then the police will visit my house and arrest me.
Charlie: What if you were to resist arrest?
RedHat: That would be an idiotic thing to do.
Charlie: Why?
RedHat: Because the police have guns.
Charlie: So?
RedHat: So if I don’t do what they say, they might shoot me.
Charlie: [pause] So, what you’re saying is that if you were to take your hat off, you might end up getting shot?
RedHat: I suppose so.
Charlie: And what would happen to the person who shoots you?
RedHat: Probably nothing, because he’s a policeman, he’s just doing his job, enforcing the law.
Charlie: Do you think he has a right to shoot you for not wearing the right hat?
RedHat: If I were to resist arrest, sure, the policeman has a right to shoot me. The police enforce the laws, and here the law says we all have to wear whichever hat is voted for by the majority at the election. Anyone who doesn’t like this year’s hat can move to another town. Or they can stay in Demville and hope the next hat that gets chosen is more to their taste.
Charlie: Do you have any laws about socks?
RedHat: No.
Charlie: You don’t vote about which colour socks everyone has to wear?
RedHat: No, of course not. That would be silly. We only vote on important issues.
Charlie: No one has the right to shoot me for wearing the wrong colour socks?
RedHat: No, of course not. That would be immoral. Everyone has a right to wear whatever socks they choose.
Charlie: Who decided that hats are an issue that needs to be voted on?
RedHat: I don’t know exactly. It wasn’t always like this. For centuries, there was no system of voting. There was a hat dictator who told everyone which hat they had to wear. We are much better off now we have democracy, because we’re free to choose which hat we are all going to be forced to wear.
Charlie: How many people are there in this town?
RedHat: About 100,000.
Charlie: Does your vote make any difference to the outcome of elections?
RedHat: Of course! All the votes are counted! In theory, anyway.
Charlie: But what are the chances your vote will change which hat wins?
RedHat: I suppose that would only happen if, without my vote, there is a tie.
Charlie: What are the chances of that?
RedHat: In a town of 100,000 people? Pretty low. We’ve never had a tie. In fact, the closest we ever came to a tie was a year when just 38 votes separated the top two. Blue hats won that year, yellow came second.
Charlie: Which did you vote for?
RedHat: Blue. Thank goodness I voted for it, or else it might have lost!
Charlie: Well, no, it would have won by 37.
RedHat: I guess.
Charlie: So your vote actually made no difference to the outcome. Your vote has never made a difference to the outcome.
RedHat: Maybe not, but it’s still better that we have a vote than having no vote at all.
Charlie: But why are hats something you vote on? Why not just let people decide for themselves what hat to wear?
RedHat: No, that would never work! There would be hat chaos!
Narrator: At that, Charlie left Demville, confused. A few years later, he returned, and found that a radical transformation had taken place….