Whoever, except as authorized by law, makes or utters or passes, or attempts to utter or pass, any coins of gold or silver or other metal, or alloys of metals, intended for use as current money, whether in the resemblance of coins of the United States or of foreign countries, or of original design, shall be fined under this title [1] or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.
there are lots of lovelly laws. perhaps i can find a law for you ? place your requests and i’ll see what the US government can cook up.
O RLY? You clearly don’t grasp that the law talks about what the federal government says is legal tender. You’d rather create some diversion than have to deal with that.