(I know this wasn’t about counter-arguments, friend, but I’ve a feeling my brain will thank me for doing this out of fun:)
– “In a free market two drug dealing companies could have billions of dollars to buy out all the private security forces and become a tyrannical force on the land” (Argument for why private security companies wouldn’t work)
(How would they continue to grow their company if they spend so much on security? Why would private security personnel continue to work for them when they’re tyrants? What’s stopping me from putting a bullet in one of them when they go outdoors? Who’s buying anything from them?)
– “In a free market one private security company with billions of dollars would be able to monopolize the field and become tyrannical” (Another argument against private security)
(Monopolize the field with money? I thought they needed customers… And there’s a broad assumption that someone working for the company would not quit under these circumstances. What if they were offered more by a rival?)
– “With a private court system I could refuse to enter a law suit with any judge that you pick, perpetually, and even if I enter a law suit and a punishment is made I could just walk away and no one could stop me” (Argument against free courts where without the State somehow private companies would either be too biased or would not be able to enforce laws)
(Who said anything about a lawsuit? I’ll just shoot you if you try to take my stuff. People will only come after me if they think I’ve done wrong in a free society. I just have to make sure it’s justifiable or I may get a bullet myself, from some angry relative. Or I may have to shoot that angry relative when they come after me. Sure, there could be a private court system, but when you can protect yourself it is more likely that law suits won’t crop up too often. In less extreme cases, like car accidents, I don’t even have to worry. I could buy insurance if I am worried, and likewise that person will have trouble getting insurance. If he likes driving around without insurance…well, he just totaled his ride, so have fun with that, buddy. I’m covered.)
– “With a private court system, let’s say the penalty for theft is always an $X.XX fine, the person who steals to feed his family would be unjustly punished the same as someone who robbed a bank out of greed” (Argument against private law systems)
(Well, shouldn’t they be punished the same? The system we have now does that, if not moreso. At least the same person won’t be arrested for buying Sudafed to relieve his headache from thinking about the fine. And besides, where would such a fine be? More likely people will invest in protecting their stuff from thieves.)