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When idiotic high school kids call you a Nazi after they learn you’re a libertarian/anarcho-capitalist…and you just just want to punch a wall.
Finally! I have searched for what connects me to Anarcho-capitalism for so long! Daniel has brought me my salvation. [:P]
When you can’t play CCC or FPS games because you’re too peaceful.
That reminds me of a story recounted by Walter Block when he was playing Risk with Murray Rothbard and Murray said ‘Only anarchists can actually enjoy playing this game because we’re the only ones who aren’t trying to do this in real life’
… When you make people uncomfortable by asking them to define their terms.
Haha! Oh yes.. My favorite: slavery & government.
This lady had done many years in finance & economics. Her big deal was the problem of the “free-rider”.
She started a discussion / debate, and I asked her to define “government”. She blanked, followed by incredulous look / half blowing up… “It just is!”
[:D]
when you come across an opinion or value judgement that you feel is incredibly stupid, and you have to keep telling yourself “value is subjective, value is subjective, value is subjective, value is subjective…”
… when you think Ron Paul is a closet anarcho-capitalist and is using the Walter Block defense that it is okay to work in the government as long as you are attempting to sabotage it.
I gurantee you Ron Paul is an ancap. Deep down, he has to know what a sham minarchy is. He’s just smart enough not to say anything–I certainly wouldn’t, if I were in his shoes.
… when you hear the term “Maturity Mismatching” and you don’t think it is about a Dateline special on men meeting underage girls they met on the internet.
– Jordan (http://CorruptionRadio.com)
When you flip shit at the huge disadvantage of using free market as your economy and the huge advantages of using planned economy in the little known but incredibly awesome game Sid Miere’s Alpha Centauri
When you watch Congressional debates on C-Span to both laugh and cringe in absolute terror at the same time.
I don’t think Paul is a closet An-Cap; he might be helping to advance the ancap cause by directing folks towards the Mises Institute, but I think he does believe in some form of a state. Until he says " Fooled you suckers!!! Screw the state!!! lulz pwned!!" when he retires I’ll stick by the belief that he is a minarchist.
He has made public declarations in favor of secession though.
… youve been to the principals office on your own. Just to mess with the system.
… you think Mothers Against Drunk Driving are detestable pariahs.
… your favorite senate speech was given by Dee Snider.
… you`ve told everyone you know, things would actually be somewhat better if Don Corleone ran things in place of the government.
… you feel you should own the section of the street in front of your house. You stil haven`t gotten over the lost toll income.
… you`re convinced Communism is a hybrid, middle-of-the road movement.
… you think some people need to find it in themselves to hate the state more.
… you for your gap year seriously considered visiting Somalia.
That reminds me. I was debating someone last week about taxes and roads (he claimed to be an Econ/PoliSci major) and eventually his only rebuttal was:
I’d like you to go play Sim City on hard mode and not try to use any tax money. Oh wait you can’t.
… when hearing the words “social contract” makes you instinctively drop kick the speaker.
… when you think getting swine flu is better for a kid than going to public school.
… you prefer the Articles of Confederation.
… no one takes you seriously, despite no one being able to prove you wrong.
…when you use that fact to make people sick to their stomach and cause them to seriously contemplate about the world they live in. 
Youre the dumbass. The *you know you are whens* are supposed to be humorous. And youre supposed to be able to make a joke on your own account. Dumbass. I bet when you take a dog for a walk you use the same tree.
SimCity takes place in a bizarre universe where mayors are unelected absolute dictators capable of instantly creating infrastructure, inflation is nonexistant, military invasions never occur, privatization is impossible and ordinances actually do jack. That, and legalizing gambling increases crime. Claiming SimCity as a good indicator of political economy is like arguing Spongebob Squarepants in an accurate model of marine biology.
Perhaps your friend will bring up Star Trek during an argument on astrophysics, or Family Guy during an argument on psychological modeling of dogs and infants.
Back on topic:
– When you spend several weeks running a friend through the differences between laissez faire, mercantilism and crony capitalism
– When you think the Confederacy in Star Wars had some good points
– When you mentally compare proclamations of an ending recession with former Iraqi Information Minister Saaed al-Sahaf’s proclamation of victory over the Americans while tanks, soldiers and airplanes poured over in the background
– When New Zealand politics make you apathetic, given none of the parties fit your agenda
– When you view the political use of the words “national”, “social”, “public” or “greater good” in the same light as “take for a ride” and “resettlement camp”.
– When you think the British National Party is far less dangerous than the European Union or the British Labour Party
– When you constantly see inaccuracies in writings about the Great Depression and Wild West
—When you have a smile and tears running down your face at the end of V for Vendetta.
—When people cant think of a name for you and just use “fringe” or “contrarian”
—When you have Laissez Faire tattoo’d on your chest.
—When you write in votes saying “dynamite or DC earthquake”