A Post Neo-Left Libertarian Manifesto

Lately there has been a large presense of left libertarians on the forum explaining the intricacies of their beliefs, so I feel I have a moral obligation the present the manifesto of a new left libertarian splinter group, spirit guiding by moi.

What is Post Neo-Left LIbertarianism (PNL lib)?

PNL lib is the synthesis of anti-state libertarianism with the traditional concerns of the post neo left. As I like to call it, its libertarian means to reach PNL ends.

What do we believe?

-PNL libs are much thicker than left libs as you are about to learn. We believe in the most moral way that freest markets are no the same as free or freer markets, and that conflating them creates false dichotomies.

-Our concerns for issues unadressed by thin libertarians include: disaparities of hapiness between the rich and the poor, geocentric viewpoints regarding equality (Rothbardians neglect non-earthling rights), what price groceries will be in a stateless society, and a lack of a perfect plan to become stateless.

disaparities of hapiness between the rich and the poor: We believe that the state is the cause of hapiness in rich people, and that without it, poor people will be happy too. This must be voluntary though, so any rich people who refuse have to be made (voluntarily) to make the poor happy.

geocentric viewpoints regarding equality: aliens need to be equal to humans in a libertarian world. the fact is, most ancaps have knee jerk reactions regarding interplanetary socialism and call it communism. Its totally different.

grocery prices: whenever i talk to people about austrians they always say this “if those austrians are so good at predicting the future, why dont they know the freest market rate of groceries.” Im not saying that I have the answer, its just that Austrians are so black and white when they say its impossible to know the natural market rate. Its just way more nuanced than that.

a perfect plan: we will never achieve a stateless society without a perfect plan. Not perfect they way that ancap orthodoxy means, but in the way that we mean. Part of our plan is to transcend the false profit or loss dichotomy. Instead, businesses will receive statements from the people called “post neo left (PNL) statements.” These pnl statements will tell the market what people want and how much money they have to put towards it.

If we are going to make any progress, right wing libertarians are going to have to voluntarily compromise.

Awesome.

Z.

Idiot.No wonder your all called right wing.

He’s not completetly making this up:

Except if one actually is familiar with post-left anarchism (a misleading name if there ever was one), the content of the post has nothing to do with it. Obviously the thread is an attempt at mockery of the other thread.

brainpolice, its not post-left anarchism, its post neo-left libertarianism. get your labels straight!

Indeed.

^That’s why I said not completely, obviously he’s mocking.

It was posted in a different context, but still relevant.

Also relevant:

So no joking ever?

This fails at satire, because it doesn’t make a good point about the thing it’s satirizing. “Left-libertarians are dogmatic and obsessed with equality at the expense of genuine liberty” is a strawman heard all the time on this forum without any actual backing. There’s nothing clever about keeping the echo chamber echoing.

It’s not as dogmatic as it is irrelevant.

Genius!

Because [good] jokes and satires are objective?

People who make serious commentaries about satire or expect satire to achieve any end except demonstrating absurdity, are seriosos and probably not very fun people to hang out with at a party.

Can you please explain how anarcho-capitalism or any variant of it is right wing?

LS, I like satire if it actually makes a good point. Demonstrating the absurdity of something that’s not absurd won’t work.

Demonstrating the absurdity of something that’s not absurd won’t work.

Catholics can’t take a joke for the same reason.

You know what? You’re right. I should learn to make fun of my own ideas.

I’d like to see orthodox ancaps admit that they’re wrong on the internet… lol.

You know what? You’re right. I should learn to make fun of my own ideas.

Or make fun of the people who present such ideas and how they present them.

I’d like to see orthodox ancaps admit that they’re wrong on the internet… lol.

Or simply accept jokes as not necessarily being serious critiques… but jokes. Who cares what “orthodox ancaps” on the internet say? It doesn’t make you any more entitled to that rod up your bum.