The Department of Homeland Security has been forced to release a list of keywords and phrases it uses to monitor social networking sites and online media for signs of terrorist or other threats against the U.S. …
That means everyone should use those words. In fact, someone find a me a nice long essay some clever geek has written that contains all of those words so that everyone might copy it to their blogs and facebook pages.
all spellings of al-qaeda?
even these: ‘elk eye duh’ and ‘la aeqda’?
All of them John. All.
I like to imagine that the crazy CIA dame in Homeland is spying on me. She could watch me all day if she wanted.
I bet it’s this fat nerd, though. YES, I’M TALKING ABOUT YOU, ASSHOLE! GET A REAL JOB!

