Avoid Using These Words Online If You Don't Want the Govt Spying On You

The Department of Homeland Security has been forced to release a list of keywords and phrases it uses to monitor social networking sites and online media for signs of terrorist or other threats against the U.S. …

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150281/REVEALED-Hundreds-words-avoid-using-online-dont-want-government-spying-you.html

That means everyone should use those words. In fact, someone find a me a nice long essay some clever geek has written that contains all of those words so that everyone might copy it to their blogs and facebook pages.

all spellings of al-qaeda?

even these: ‘elk eye duh’ and ‘la aeqda’?

All of them John. All.

I like to imagine that the crazy CIA dame in Homeland is spying on me. She could watch me all day if she wanted.

I bet it’s this fat nerd, though. YES, I’M TALKING ABOUT YOU, ASSHOLE! GET A REAL JOB!