Books you will never see written

Why Hoppe and Rockwell Are Right on the Money about Monarchy, Democracy, and the Habsburg Empire by Tom Palmer

“Getting What You Want - A Tribute to OJ Simpson: Bloomj31”

Not sure I get this one but…

"Might does not make right - Co authored by Liberte and Bloom"

This one’s kinda funny.

Any books by Charles Barkely that gets published by Mises.

Shoot First, Think Later - The Painful Lessons of Waco & How We _____ Up by Janet Reno

Why 9/11 Was the Best Thing Since Sliced Bread by George W Bush, Intro by Dick Cheney

AK-47s: The Guide to Protecting Your Loved Ones During SHTF by Barrack Obama, Forward by Michael Moore

Global Warming: How to Heat Your 20,000 SF Mansion and Keep a Straight Face by Al Gore

WWII - Why We had no Business by FDR

America and Weimer Germany - Ominous Parallels by Ben Bernanke

DUI and How God Turned My Life Around by Paris Hilton

The Ultimate Guide to Bird Watching by Murray Rothbard

Just Quit by Sthomper

How I Became a Unilateral, Top-Down, Underhand, Sidewinder, Anti-Statist Anarcho-Capitalist by Leviathan

How I Learned to Not Stutter in an Unscripted Interview by Barack H. Obama

The Art of the Suit Pant by Hillary Clinton

How to Maintain the Elite Gene Pool by Marrying an Goldman Sachsman by Chelsea Clinton

My Attempt at Serious Monologue without the Cheap Use of Reading Glasses by Glenn Beck

No More Nuclear Option by John McCain, Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi

How to Get a Cheap Home Loan and Stay Senator by Chris Dodd

Narcissism by Barbara Boxer

Ad hominem and other latin expressions that will make you seem smarter - Mises’ Forum Members

Democracy, the God that failed. - Woodrow Wilson

hey andrew: please explain

I enjoy cake: Ron Paul

I don’t get it

this thread is freaking hillarious… and who said you guys didn’t ahve a sense of humor

The Art Of Logical Political Discourse by Rush Limbaugh

Jesus Was A Jew by Mel Gibson

No More War by Rupert Murdock

Zero Dollars: How You Can Be Debt-Free in One Year by Barack Obama

The past is not the future - A critique of Econometrics by Bernanke

Why you need to start saving now! - A guide to safe retirement by Keynes

I Like Fruits and Vegetables by James Brady

Understanding Rivalry and Scarcity by Silas Barta and Karem Tibuk

Why Wealth Redistribution is Wrong by Barry Soetoro

The Wisdom of Crowds - Ayn Rand et all

A New Fed for a New Century by Historian Thomas E. Woods, Jr., with a foreword by Republican Congressman Ron Paul

Economics in One Volume by Economist Henry Hazlitt

The Scenic Road to Serfdom: Socialist Routes for the Whole Family by Economist Friedrich Hayek

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Flying Helicopters Filled with Money by Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke

I Regret Nothing by Karl Marx

The Politically Incorrect Guide to the News Media: How Libertarians Control the News and Endanger the Future of our Country by Lew Rockwell

Yes I Did: How I Changed the World While You Were on Hope by President Barack Obama

The Future of Dollar Supremacy by Economist Peter Schiff

Guide to Renouncing Your Citizenship and Moving to Canada by Ann Coulter

Half Century of Disaster - How Terrible Leaders are Made by Fidel Castro

92 Years Too Long - Robert Byrd and his Decades of Pork, Incompetence, and Greed by Barrack Obama

Why He Can’t Stay Awake During the Day: John and his Battle With CFS by Elizabeth Edwards

How to Build a Bigger Desk - A Step by Step Guide by Bill Clinton

Hanging by a Tire: How the Ellian Gonzales Ruckus Ruined My Career by Janet Reno

How to Stay Calm When Others Do Not by Chef Gordon Ramsay

MAD AS HELL: My Career as Hannity’s Punching Bag & Why I Left by Alan Colmes

Causality in Economics by Paul Krugman

Dr. Paul or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bailouts

This two kind of happened:

Obama Says He’s ‘Fierce’ Free-Market Advocate, Rejects Critics

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aDLk0lPYaSa0

hahahahaha

How Mankind Always Marches Forward towards Ever Higher Levels of Progress by Hans-Hermann Hoppe

Humble & Change: How To Make Empty Promises And Get Elected by George W. Bush and Barack H. Obama

Why Linda McMahon Will Bring Real, Substantial Change to Washington by Peter D. Schiff