Books you will never see written

Why Woodrow Wilson Brought the World Real Progress by Hans-Hermann Hoppe, Lew Rockwell, and Glenn Beck

The Importance of the Non-Aggression Principle by Franklin D. Roosevelt

The Birth of a Nation Sucked and So Does Worthless Money By Woodrow Wilson

Tales of my Wonderful Friendship With Ron Paul by Paul Krugman

Our Hilarious Misguidence by Occupy Wall Street

The Story of my Conversion to Juche Advocacy - Murray Rothbard

Mein Frieden by Adolf Hitler

Oh and just for fun…

The Success of the War on Drugs: Why Drugs are NOT Cool by Jim Morrison

I Admit I’m a Douche by Cenk Ugyur

Stephen Hawkings’ 3D Quantum Mechanics Scratch & Sniff Book and Jump-rope Kit

Truth and Honesty in Political Discourse, by Bill O’Rielly

Ahead of the Curve, by George W. Bush

Black Like Me, by Barack Obama

"The Birth of a Nation Sucked and So Does Worthless Money By Woodrow Wilson"

That was such a burn that people a hundred miles away are now without their eyebrows.

lol.

Isn’t it funny how Wilson was a progressive democrat and yet he was a racist who employed racist policies? Some Democrats just don’t get it when you tell them that their party was once “the white man’s party.”

I Just Attacked Austrian Economics so I Could Get a Tenure Position by Bryan Caplan
Economic Optimism: Green Shoots in the U.S. Economy by Peter Schiff

Your Money or Your Life: Confessions of an Israeli Agent in the Republican Party, by Bill Kristol

Asshat: Why I’m Pretty Much The Worst Person Ever, by Bill O’Reilly

The Greens are Reds: How the Goal of the Environmental Movement is Socialist Dictatorship, by Al Gore

Fuck You America, by Mitt Romney

It’s Not Bush’s Fault, by Barack Obama

Advanced Ballroom Dancing, by Charles Krauthammer

Bust a Rhyme: the Story of Rap from NWA to Lil’ Wayne, by Dr. Ron Paul

Economics for Dummies: The Broken Window Fallacy, by Paul Krugman

Buy This Book or Else, by Hank Paulson

More Money Good, Less Money Bad, co-authored by Gideon Gono and Ben Bernanke

Thas Racis, by Jesse Jackson

Damn Nature, You Scary, by Steven Hawking

The Fed is Not Perfect, by Steve Liesman

Steve Liesman Is Not a Jackass, by Rick Santelli

Grand Theft Auto is Fucking Awesome, Especially While Listening to Ice T Songs by Jack Thompson

Vindicating the Labor Theory of Value by Carl Menger

Broken Windows and Broken Promises: An Austrian Rejection of Barack Obama by Barack Obama

Free Markets, not Corporatism by Karl Marx

Integrity by Richard Nixon

Individual Responsibility and Social Conservativism: 10 Biblical Lessons to Restore America by Che Guevara

The Ethics of Liberty by Joseph Stalin

The Threat of Genetic Modification by Adolf Hitler

A Gay America is a Beautiful America by Rick Santorum

Free Market Education for a Free World by Paul Krugman

The Fallacies of John Maynard Keynes by John Maynard Keynes

War is (not) Peace by Mitt Romney

10 Reasons Why We Need the Patrior Act and the NDAA by George Orwell

The Success of Free Market Regulation - The Case Study of Meatpacking by Upton Sinclair

The Ultimate Business Model - Predatory Pricing by John Rockfeller

The Black Book of Catholicism by Tom Woods

Fiat is Fine - The Monetary Benefits of a Fiat Currency by Ron Paul

New Approaches to Aggregating Interpersonal Utilities by Murray Rothbard

Multiculturalism, the Unknown Ideal by Ayn Rand and Hans-Hermann Hoppe

What Did I just Co-author? by Friedrich Engels

The Kochtopus, or Why We’re not Good Libertarians by The Cato Institute

Making Common Sense: Killing Innocents is NOT Ethical by Harry Truman

Overturning the Failed Legacy of My Father by Kim Jong Un

Nuestros Amigos, los Mexicanos by Tim Pawlenty

How I Laid Out the Groundwork for Anarcho-Capitalism by Alexander Hamilton

Unstable Liberty - Marauding Warlords in Anarchy by Robert Murphy

Using War to Decrease the Scope of Government by Robert Higgs

“Affirmative” for Affirmative Action by Lew Rockwell

Infiltrating the Anarchist Movement - A Retrospection by Adam Kokesh

Whoops, Turns out Governments Can’t Provide Public Goods by Paul Samuelson

Our Collective Right to Collectivism by Frédéric Bastiat

Tough Choices by William Henry Harrison

“I’m smart! I deserve respect!” - Alexander Hamilton (Fredo Corleone)

I’ll aggregate the best ones I’ve found so far.

@ Wheylous

Do you think Adam Kokesh is a fraud?

Here are the best ones I found (I purposely didn’t include any of mine):

Principles of Public Speech: The Art of Oration - George W. Bush

Maybe I’m not the greatest person in the world - Bono

The way of no thinking: Stepping beyong thought and logic with Zen Buddihsm - Ayn Rand

Lincoln, Savior of Civilizations - By Thomas Dilorenzo

Wearing Jeans To A Dinner Is Sometimes OK, by Jeffrey Tucker

The Queer Manifesto, by Hans Herman Hoppe

Patently Wrong: The Growing Threat of Intellectual Piracy, by Stephan Kinsella

Stop the Presses! by Benjamin Bernanke

How to Coerce Friends and Aggress against Others, by Murray Rothbard

Balancing efficiency and equity: Why public roads work - Walter Block

America - My Home, My Birthplace by Barrack Obama

The Art of Self-Defense by Michael Moore

Acquiring the Body of A Greek God - Michael Moore

In favor of a mixed economic theocracy: Collectivly written by Karl Marx, Ludwig Von Mises, and Murray Rothbard

A libertarian case for open borders and homosexuality - Hanns Hoppe

WWII - Why We had no Business by FDR

The Art of the Suit Pant by Hillary Clinton

Democracy, the God that failed. - Woodrow Wilson

Zero Dollars: How You Can Be Debt-Free in One Year by Barack Obama

I Regret Nothing by Karl Marx

How to Stay Calm When Others Do Not by Chef Gordon Ramsay

Truth and Honesty in Political Discourse, by Bill O’Rielly

Ahead of the Curve, by George W. Bush

I Just Attacked Austrian Economics so I Could Get a Tenure Position by Bryan Caplan

Bust a Rhyme: the Story of Rap from NWA to Lil’ Wayne, by Dr. Ron Paul

Thas Racis, by Jesse Jackson

Damn Nature, You Scary, by Steven Hawking

SM - Not at all. That’s why he wouldn’t write it :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh, lol

Here are some more I just thought up:

I Remembered the Third Department I Wanted to Cut by Rick Perry

Parasailing by Sarah Palin

Tea With Bernanke by Rick Perry

7 Particularly Memorable Acid Trips by Ron Paul

Outsourcing is Outstanding by George W. Bush

Peace Through Drones by Alex Jones

The Failure of Interventionist Foreign Policy by Joseph Stalin

Government is Beautiful by Lysander Spooner

The Case Against FedEx by Lysander Spooner

Legalize Liberty by Thomas Hobbes

Intertemporal Coordination and Fed-Induced Bubbles by John Maynard Keynes

A Woman’s Right to Choose by Glenn Beck

A Multivariate Approach to Simultaneous Stochastic Economic Calculation through Random Models by Ludwig von Mises

In Praise of Menger by Karl Marx

Arguing for Argumentation Ethics by Ludwig von Mises

Collectivism and the Post-Scarcity World by Murray Rothbard

In Praise of Static Equilibrium by Ludwig Lachmann

In Praise of Perfect Competition by Robert Murphy

A History of Capitalism and Destruction by Tom Woods

Five (New!) Ways to Skin Your Cat by Al Gore

Protection Through Property Rights by Al Gore

Enough is Enough by Madonna

The Lord Is My Savior by Richard Dawkins

Agrarian Developments in Medieval China by Michael Bay

On the Voluntary Nature of Markets by Michael Moore

Boy’s Just Want To Have Fun - A Guide to DC’s Best Gay Bars by Rick Santorum

Basic English, Volume One By Rick Perry

The Ultimate Guide to Fitness by Michael Moore

Take Me Seriously, Damn It by MaoistRebelNews

A Guide to Side-Stepping Basic Facts by the Communist Party USA

A Guide for all Robots - Finding the Best Quality Oil by Barack Obama and Mitt Romney

How to Express Yourself in Ways Other Than Grinning by Mitt Romney

Jerry Seinfeld - The Story of My Reunion With My Long Lost Cousin by Rick Santorum

How to Express Yourself in Ways Other Than Grinning by Mitt Romney

You forgot to credit the co-author, Joe Biden