You will be now briefed on how to fight those freedom-hating, commie terrorists by collaborating with them.
Cool, now I have a way of threatening people into giving me free falafels.
That black guy looks suspicious and that guy with glasses looks like a pedo. I think I’ll report them. And I’m pretty sure that woman in a sari is a member of the Tamil Tigers. Will have to report her as well if she doesn’t give me free Indian food.
C’mon, how could you not love this program? I mean; “think of the power”!!!
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