I woke up this morning and thought - shouldn’t the government have provided about 40% more presents?
40%?! You free-market fundamentalist! The likes of you should be hanged publicly.
140% of nothing is still nothing.
I think I’m going to start only working 60% of what I usually do as well. Hopefully someone from one of the government agencies will come in and do the rest for me.
Scroogenomics: Why You Shouldn’t Buy Presents for the Holidays:
http://www.amazon.com/Scroogenomics-Why-Shouldnt-Presents-Holidays/dp/0691142645
Nielsio, I hope this is in the Freedom Images thread!