Funny s#!@

Just a thread to post jokes, pictures, or whatever that will make me laugh… Let the lolz ensue…

String walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

Bartender says; “Sorry, we don’t serve strings in this joint.”

String is very disappointed.

So String goes outside and walks around the corner where the bartender can’t see him.

He ties himself in a knot, musses up his hair and goes back into to the bar.

“Hey, bartender, gimme a drink.”

Bartendender asks; 'Say, aren’t you that string?"

String answers: “No. I’ma fraid not.”

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