Hey Austrians,
My name is John Maynard Keynes, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat laissez-faire economists who spend every second of their day talking about stupid ass praxeology. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any articles in peer-reviewed economic journals? I mean, I guess it’s fun advocating a bit of free market ideology, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than Says Law.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a successful investor, and had several books on economic theory published. What books have you had published, other than “Human Action: A Treatise on Economics”? I also got straight A’s at university, and advocated expansionary monetary policy to mitigate recessions (I advocated expanding the money supply; Shit was SO cash). You are all fools who should just give up. Thanks for listening.
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