Help me out here!

I want to be an agorist, but the truth is I am severely agoraphobic. What should I do?

I see what you did there.

Created a useless bullshit thread to tell another flat lame-duck “joke”?

Get some medication on the black market. Two birds, one stone.

I heard of a new drug today that might be able to help you out with that. Its called…placebo

JJ calm down. It’s not a good joke but your reaction is unwarranted.

Lurk in your cave and ply your trade over the Darknet, I guess.