I AM THE STATE

I AM THE STATE. I DON’T LIKE THIS WEBSITE. YOU GUYS KEEP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM THIS EVIL CRIMINAL OR SOMETHING. THAT IS JUST EVIL PROPAGANDA. THE STATE DOES NOT DO ANYTHING CRIMINAL. IN FACT, THE STATE STOPS CRIME, THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU GUYS CLAIM THE STATE DOES. STOP POSTING PROPOGANDA ON mises.org, AND SAY THE TRUTH ABOUT THE STATE.

What do you think of the arguments of the state? I want to renact a debate between the state and the anarchist, like brainpolice did.

It’s “propaganda”.

-Jon

:gives the state an unsolvable geometric shape:

Helm, Warp 8… Engage.

I AM NOT STATING PROPAGANDA, YOU ARE. YOU ARE TRYING TO INCITE A REBELLION AGAINST THE STATE. THAT IS BAD, AS IT WILL LEAD TO PEOPLE KILLING PEOPLE. I AM NOT STATING PROPAGANDA, I AM JUST TRYING TO PROTECT THE LIFES OF OTHERS.

SUPPORT THE STATE, BECAUSE THE ALTERNATIVE IS MUCH, MUCH WORSE!

Note: I do not actually believe this.

STATE: HIC HEY I HEARD THAT! BELIEVE IN ME AND PAY YOUR TAXES OR I’LL SHOOT YOU

Me: Make me! If you dare!

GUNSHOT

STATE: PAY YOUR TAXES, LIBERTERIANS!

STATE…lick my hairy B****!

I WILL COERCE YOU, NO MATTER WHAT. HIDE BEHIND YOUR LIBERTARIAN PROPAGANDA, I AM COMING. YOU CANNOT USE THESE ARGUMENTS AGAINST ME. I WILL WIN.