Here’s the link to Scientific American’s claim: http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?colID=1&articleID=000F1EDD-B48A-1E90-8EA5809EC5880000
Supposedly, in another universe, I am right now having sex with all of the Victoria’s Secret models at the same time. On a king size bed made of diamond. In Donald Trump’s back yard (he doesn’t know). Surrounded by 21 penguins dressed in Louis Vuitton sweaters and Converse, the youngest of which is brandishing a Swastika tattoo on his left ass cheek. To my left, a newly-trim, 120-lb. Rosie O’Donnell is sitting on Nero’s recently-refinished throne listening to Nirvana’s new album, written after the band regrouped following Kurt Cobain’s failed suicide attempt. Also, Elvis (he has Tourette’s) just left the building.
In yet another universe, all of the above occurred just the same, but 8.6019 seconds earlier.
Give me a break. They can’t possibly be serious about infinite parallel universes. Never mind the absurdity of my example (minus the VS orgy, because I could definitely pull that off), this would destroy any pretense for moral choice and, subsequently, justification for punishment. If I punch Bob Barker in the face, how can I be held accountable? After all, if one of the Me’s (of which there are infinite) HAD to do it (and I did have to, for everything which can be done in infinity must be done in infinity) why punish me for it? Am I not compelled into my action with all of the immutable force of nature that a rock experiences when it is dropped? Should we punish rocks for responding as gravity compels them?
This is so unfathomably ridiculous that it almost pisses me off. And yet, I sit and wonder if, somewhere out there, those penguins are impressed.