So unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last 6 years, you know Lindsay Lohan has been having some troubles. Basically she does something against the law — be it drugs, crashing cars into things, stealing expensive stuff, or being on probation for all of those things and doing them again — and ends up going to court, getting a sentence, and then never serving it, getting more probation, failing more probation requirements, and then ending up back in court again…basically every 5 weeks.
Not kidding. As of May of this year she had been to court 10 times within the previous 12 months…and I haven’t run the numbers but I believe that trend has continued. (For a full timeline of this up to that point, see here. Check the Lindsay Lohan tag at the bottom to follow up with all the updates since then.)
From this:
To this:
So the saga continues, as two weeks ago Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that Lohan has violated her probation (again) and told her she must complete at least 32 hours at the LA county morgue before her next hearing two weeks later. If found guilty (which she is), Lindsay could get as much as 18 months in jail. But of course since everyone knows that won’t happen, the L.A. County Sheriff had no problem telling Good Day LA that, despite the over crowding issues that has led to her early release every time in the past, he will find room in his jail for next time and he thinks she should go in for at least 60 days.
(Did you catch that? She’s committed so many crimes at this point it’s hard to sort them all out and even know what this one is for…and she’s been released every time because of overcrowding. And on top of that, the Sheriff thinks 60 days is the brutal punishment she deserves. Again, check out that timeline.)
So yesterday it was reported that the Los Angeles City Attorney and the Los Angeles County District Attorney would ask the judge to formally revoke Lohan’s probation and send her to jail for at least 90 days.
Today marked the end of those two weeks and she was back in a court room for her hearing. Wanna guess what happened?
Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 30 days in jail today after admitting to violating her probation, but that will get knocked down to 6 days of actual jail time due to overcrowding. After that she must adhere to a strict timeline for completing her community service (all of which must be served in the county morgue now) or she will receive an additional 270 days in jail.
Oh but wait…not a few hours later we find out:
Despite all the tough talk and stern looks from the judge today when she sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 30 days in jail, the apparent reality is that she will, once again, be released almost immediately and not spend even one day in jail because of overcrowding.
And here’s the money part:
Two Sheriff’s Dept. officials tell us … if someone receives a misdemeanor sentence of 90 days or less, they are routinely processed in and then released. As one of the officials put it, “She’ll be out without even having to change her clothes.”
The L.A. jails are so crowded that you can actually get a 90 day sentence and be released immediately. If this is not complete proof of a total failure of the system, I’m not sure what is.

