Ok, I have more anarchy reductio ad absurdum’s I was wondering if you guys had answers to…
Let’s say there’s a society based upon contracts a la Chaos Theory.
Now, imagine a crazy billionaire opens a store and on the entrance of the store he has a typical contract stating, "By entering this establishment you hereby agree to not steal, kill me, blah blah blah… Then at the very end of the contract it says in small print I hearby reserve the right to extinguish your life forces for no reason whatsoever if you enter this building.
So, a person aged 40 walks up to the front of the building. This person has an IQ of 85. They are smart enough to live on their own and fend for themselves and thus have the capacity for self-ownership (unlike children if that’s your position).
Before entering the builing, the person reads the contract but when they get to the end they are confused by the terminology “extinguish your life forces.” Curious as to this provision of the contract, the person walks inside to inquire about it and is shot in the face with a shotgun.
Our sadistic billionaire had been waiting three months for this moment. No one else would come in the store because of what the contract said, but that was ok because the billionaire had plenty of money to fund the small business for a few years while he waited every day from open to close.
Now, my intuition tells me that the crazy billionaire deserves to be punished. However, a market anarchist society that is run by the libertarian credo can do nothing because of what the contract said on the entrance, that is, by all accounts the person seemingly voluntarily agreed to the conditions set forth. In fact, the survailence video that caught the act on tape shows the person standing at the front of the store and reading the contract. Since you cannot read their thoughts, there is no proof that he didn’t voluntarily agree to the conditions. Only government could look at the video and charge the crazy billioniare with a crime after looking at the survailence video of the person being shot for nothing. Therefore, we need a minarchist government.
Ok, I’ve already thought of something you guys are going to say. You’re going to say that this event will be very rare and we shouldn’t have a state just to make sure we can punish people for a once in while occurance. That the non-existance of the state outweighs the benefits of punishing crazy billionaires.
But wait, the crazy billionaires have a much grander vision.
A consortioum of crazy billionaires devolope a plan in which they want to kill as many people as they can in a completely legal way. Here’s what they come up with:
The billionaires are the head of a number of sucessful fast food chains, numbering over 12,000 locations nationwide. All their businesses have typical contracts stating, “By entering this establishment you hereby agree not to kill, steal, cause distruptions, ect…” But at the end of the contract it says, “This notice is subject to change.”
Over the years the contract never really changes, and if it does always in ways in which are considered to be improvements for the consumer, but this happens seldomly. All the patrons of the fast food resturants around the country come to expect the contract posted by the door to be reasonable and not have any fine print that may aflict them with an odd provision like the one that the poor person with an 85 IQ had stumbled into.
But then, one early morning before opening, the contract changes. It now states in fine print, “We can kill you.”
So, one morning, as the regular patrons come in for their usual cup of coffee, the moment they enter the door they fall through a trap door and into a pit of spikes. To bad for them they didn’t stop to read the contract, but after all who’s going to stop and read the contract every single time? That would get a little ridiculous.
How can they keep this up before someone catches on? 10, 20 people? After all, in the earl morning people kind of just trickle in, so they may not get caught for a while. Surely they can get a few.
Let’s say this is happening at all the stores. Even if each store only traps 5 patrons, thats 60,000 people killed.
What can the libertarian do? They all agreed to the contract by entering the builing, and the contract has said from the beginning that it can change.
The billionaires don’t care if you make them social pariahs and refuse to do business with them from now on. They’ve built up a mighty warchest of items that they can use to survive on their private island for many years to come.
Only government can make sense out of the fact that you shouldn’t be able to kill someone just because they walked into your building without forcing their way in, or looking like they are about to attack you. The person who asserts that all law should be based upon contracts cannot.