Pick up lines for economists

The gold standard is worthless compared to a currency backed by your body.

I’ll lower my time preference for you.

I thought the Austrians were right about everything, but there’s nothing subjective about your beauty.

With access and perception, you could become a true good.

…That’s all I can think of, mildly esoteric.

I demand your supply!

I value your asset!

Wanna boom boom on your bust bust?