http://www.modifiedrapture.com/wp/?p=210
Come up with more, damn it. I need these. I’m so lonely.
lol, I don’t think these will help cure your loneliness.
I turn off the lights and say them to myself in a high-pitched voice. It simulates female attention and companionship, but the well runs dry quickly.
http://store.mises.org/Mises-Crest-Bow-Tie-Burgundy-P76.aspx
Look at the reviews, start with the bottom one and work upwards.
Are you an econometrist? Cuz you’ve got curves
Economists do it with models
You expand my credit, but there’s nothing artificial about it
Wow, talk about absoute advantage
Babe, for you I’m a monopoly.
You’ve driven up my interet rate
You take all the disutility out of my labor.
I turn off the lights and say them to myself in a high-pitched voice. It simulates female attention and companionship, but the well runs dry quickly.
There are a couple ways I could interpret that, neither way am I particularly comfortable with the results.
Exit William
Thank you, Neodoxy, for a few more nights spent not alone.
Thats what she said…
Who? Where?!
Oh, sweet, we live in the same city. Time to find out her phone number…
And she’ll actually get all those pick up lines. Damn, what I’d do to find a girl like that…
Hey baby, can i inject my liquidity into your market?
Want to touch my stimulus package? I warn you, though, it may cause inflation.
If “I’ve had a crush on you for years” and internet memes work, this surely will. You just need to be confident.
Not that I would know, foreveralone.jpg.
If you go down on my factor of production I’ll churn out a consumption good.
I am going to tell that to every girl I know.
Then I will initiate intercourse.
I used to be a Homo-Economicus, but the apppretiation of your assets has turned me.
“As a liberal I oppose your barriers to entry”
Although on second thoughts, best not to use this one. It sounds a little bit rapey.