As long as you’ve learned your lesson and you promise really super hard not to do it again and then pinky promise to stop acting like an ass.
Malachi,
Trust me, I know everything there is to know about manhood.
Bunch of homos. I’ve had my ass grabbed by tons of chicks. You know why? Because I am a sexual object. That’s why I get haircuts, and work out, and buy nice clothes. But no! Not women, who spend 15X as much effort, time and money on their appearance as me! They’re to be respected and revered at all times. Pussy on a pedestal…
?
Seriously?..
It was a joke dude. I really thought you of all people would appreciate it. Or at least get it.
Jeez. Get your head out of your vagina.
(See what I did there? It’s called humor, of the ironic variety.)
yah, fourteen year olds are really fond of jokes.
Oh, and you’re not. Okay.
Jargon,
“5 star thread”
Straight up. I haven’t seen a thread with this much personality in a LOOONG time.
you’re welcome
yah I like jokes but I havent been 14 for a loooooong time so my sense of humor is that of a cranky old man. and you have obviously never been laid, so its like dennis the menace and mr. wilson. and I never could stand dennis the menace, even when I was younger. so just shut up now.
okee dokeee dude. whatever you say. I don’t have anything to prove. Certainly not to some washed up ex military 40something who spends his time watching cartoons on comedy central and pulling age rank with anonymous people on an internet forum who just happen to offend his “pussy on a pedestal” sensabilities (as HabbaBabba so eloquently put it.)
If you honestly think calling me 14 and alleging i’ve never had sex is going to bother me, have at it. Whatever it takes to give you a little self-esteem/self-satisfaction. I’m happy to oblige. I’m sure you have a lot less opportunities for fun and entertainment than I do, so i’m fine with providing that kind of charity to my elders.
JESSE! love it. Those were great.
at least some people have a sense of humor around here.
I missed the part where being vulgar instantly made you funny. Learn some culture.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much…
shrug
Not sure how saying “sure, call me whatever you want” is protesting, but no big deal. I can understand why you’d want to back Sgt. “I may not have much of a life, but I’m more mature than you”. You may be buddies or at least friendly, and I’m still basically seen as a new guy around here. And being a bit more vulgar and shaking things up a bit doesn’t always endear you to people, particularly when you’re new to the group and the group in question is of the more uppity intellectual variety.
sall good.
I’m as hiflautin and snobbish as they come, let me tell you. My bookshelves are filled with thick, hardbacked volumes that are very difficult to read, let me assure you. My den has several animal heads mounted on the wall, some are creatures I cant even identify! my majordomo supervises a household of nearly 14 servants and employees (I drive myself, so the number is 10, but I am certain that I am important enough to have a driver and mechanic). I am so old and rich that, although my eyesight is perfect, I have a special pair of eyeglasses for reading. you can call me sgt I-dont-have-a-life-but-I-will-take-yours-with-my-bare-hands.
Habbababba: “Bunch of homos”
Malachi: “sgt I-dont-have-a-life-but-I-will-take-yours-with-my-bare-hands.”
Sounds erotic ; )
I think what he’s trying to say is that you’re trying too hard. I think your reply to him reaffirms this thesis.
Now that’s what you call protest.
Hit a nerve did I, old timer?
Look bro, i’m not really interested in fighting. You came in here and attacked me. I’m not really sure what your reasoning was, or why you felt the need to attack me personally, but i’m cool to let bygones be bygones. Your call.