since duct tape fixes everything

I think I figured out a good way to fix the economy. We go for the duct tape solution.

One package of 24 rolls, each with 54.8 meter of duct tape, costs $280. So that makes 3.28 billion of those packages (assuming I do get the discount, otherwise it is 3.2791666666666666666666666666667 billion). Now, let’s assume that we only use 50 meter of each tape, using the remaining 4.8 meter to stick it to its predecessor. That gives me a length of 3936 billion meter, which is 3.936 billion km (obviously). That’s enough to reach Uranus, but if you want to go to Neptune you’re gonna need another loan. Assuming I did all the math correctly, of course. If you want to try it, I would advise you to do your own feasibility study first.

Launch pad not included.