okay, here’s one I’ve been knocking around for a while…
There is a man in a business suit, with the head of a donkey. He’s sitting on a commode, which is leaking. The puddle is colored with stars and stripes, brown, yellow, and blue. Out of the donkey’s pocket is a check from Goldman Sachs. In the donkey’s hand is a pennant, bearing the face of Barack Obama, whose skin is dyed green.
Facing him is is another man in a business suit, with the head of an elephant. He looks very stern, sitting behind a high-school principal’s desk. Out of his pocket hangs a check from Goldman Sachs. In his hand is a pennant, bearing the face of John McCain, whose skin is dyed green. Next to the desk is a waste paper basket, where you can see a crinkled copy of the Constitution sticking out.
On the desk is a container of lipstick. Both donkey and elephant have fixed their gazes on the thing.
From under the desk, you can see a man’s leg protruding, and maybe a bit of an elbow, as if the man in question has his face in the lap of elephant-man. The desk obscures the rest of him, so you can’t quite tell what’s going on. On the floor, next to that leg, is a pennant bearing the face of Bob Barr, whose face is dyed green.
Behind the elephant is a one-armed bandit. It’s windows register “F”, “E”, “D”.
Behind the scene is a window, through which you can see angry people waving dollars and throwing molotov cocktails, but no one in the room seems terribly interested. The lipstick issue, you see, still hasn’t been resolved.
The caption reads, “Potty Before Principal”.
Unfortunately, I think this might be the opposite from what you’re looking for. It probably won’t fit on your tattoo, either.