TSA Experience

This Friday morning I was flying out of Las Vegas.

I am quite negative towards the excessive measures requiring one to remove even the lightest of shoes etc..

I normally go through airport security screenings with a belt with a removable buckle. When asked to remove my belt, I usually remove only the buckle. The empty cases for my Leatherman knife and cell phone I am usually allowed to keep in my belt. No metal detector beep and a possible manual inspection is usually satisfactory for the security personnel.

Sometimes I do travel in a three piece suit, and even then I have been asked to remove a non-existing belt. Zombies? They get it eventually, but I have yet to be asked to remove the suspenders sitting underneath my vest. Perhaps because they have no regulations saying that suspenders are to be removed?

If I were asked to go through one of the new body screening machines, I would probably request manual body search.

I am also of the old school that believes underwear is called underwear for a reason (and yes, the top edge of that underwear is also underwear).

However, when I was requested this Friday morning to remove the (empty) cases in my belt, I removed my pants and sent them through the screener. I was cleared through the metal detector, but a TSA officer came over to me as I was collecting my stuff. He told me there was no “need” for me to remove my pants. He told me he could do something as a “law enforcement officer,” but I did not get exactly what that was. He said he would leave it with a warning.

That notwithstanding, he came back and asked for my boarding pass. He took it into an office, and he came back with it, and it had some incomprehensible writing on it.

By no means do I think taking one’s pants off in public is a decent thing to do, but this has gone too far already, and I thought a strong message needed to be given. Perhaps it was that strong message the TSA officer who gave me a warning did not like?

When I went to K.C. in March they were doing an extra swab test and carry-on check for explosives.

Sometimes, when I know I’m going to be going through airport security, I feel like wearing a shirt that says: “If I was a suicide bomber you’d be dead already”.

But then again I don’t really feel like spending the rest of my life in the gulag…

Security checks are little comfort. Anyone smart could easily get past most security points with a bomb or useful weapon. The only real safety is private charter, where the crew have a 9mm insurance policy.

I think if you fly first class, you bypass a lot of the BS. When I flew out, I had no problems at all. Thank you delta for free upgrade!

I’ve seen zero difference. Everyone goes through the same lines up to the boarding priority line, which means you are privileged to sit on a cramped plane 1 minute longer rather than the spacious terminal.

I went on a different line. There were two isles and I was sent to the isle with a lot less people. It seemed like the line was going to the same place. I turned back when I saw the line I was on had no people, and the guy said i was in the right line. I guess it was the same security but express lane. And the TSA agents gave me no trouble. I even had a tie pin on I thought would have been confiscated. I had no carry on luggage, just a leatehr folder. THe folder did have a built in calculator that they were suspicious about, so I showed them and all was fine. I

BTW, the TSA officer wanted to know how I pronounced my first name. As if I had any wish to be on a first name basis with him…

I stopped flying 5 years ago because of this shit.

Going to Las Vegas, Nevada from Scandinavia is quite a challenge if you’re not going to fly.

Good man, I lasted one year longer than you. And mind I was one of the first victims of all this security malarkey.

About ten years ago (it was surely before the Twin Towers tragedy, don’t remember the exact date) I went to Israel and was squeezed at length by their agents at the Milan airport. I have no idea why they singled me out and I have no idea what they hoped to accomplish since I have a clear criminal record. They clearly felt to be the bosses since there was not a single policeman in sight in their area: God only knows which agreement they had with local authorities. Anyway they graciously allowed me in their country. That’s where strange things started to happen: while entering the area of the Wall of the Temple you had to pass through a metal detector. Of course I set it off. The conscript/reservist manning the post (who was obviously bored to tears by his assignment) just asked me to open my backpack, gave a cursory look and waved me through. I have been puzzled by this bipolar behavior for a good decade. As I am now puzzled by the fact that when entering an airport you are treated like Osama bin Laden’s lackey but no similar checks have been introduced in railway and metro stations. Or open air markets and fairs.

Oh well, that’s the State we are talking about, there’s nothing rational here.

I understand. Many people still fly. It a good thing you dress formally and a great thing you did. lol I wish I had the courage to do that. I sure miss airports from the '90’s and that’s not saying much. Procedures back then were stupid and a waste of time, but at least you didn’t have to take your shoes off and have some retard wanding up your legs.

It’s the people who are irrational that let it occur or allow a state to exist in the first place.

What? I thought the commercial airlines were private and there were no other airlines or ways to fly other than having your own plane…

This is a brief essay/op-ed I wrote and submitted to an online news and opinion site at the beginning of the year. They never responded to me so here it is for everyone..

Somewhere over Michigan, in the morning hours of Christmas Day last year, Umar Farouk
Abdulmutallab, a despondent and disturbed young Nigerian Muslim, simultaneously ignited the
Yuletide Surprise hidden beneath his underwear along with the $40 billion the United States has spent
on preventing such an act since September 11, 2001.1
Bruce Schneier, whom CNN calls “a technologist who specializes in security”, claims that most
of the time-consuming rituals air travelers have to participate in are “security theater”, that is to
say “measures that make people feel more secure without doing anything to actually improve their
security.”2 I’d contend to call this practice for what it actually is: theater of the economically absurd.
But never fear when government is near! After having almost every single Federal agency shown
up by a 23-year-old guy hatching a terror plot right out of Bart Simpson’s imagination, the newest
and greatest solution is to throw more money into a demonstrably failing system. Nearly $1 billion
will be additionally appropriated for more security equipment, including full-body scanners.3
And if you considered Federal lackeys getting a good look at your family fishing tackle to be too
invasive, just check out the Transportation Security Administration’s revised directives for “thorough
pat-downs” of the leg and torso area. Sexy.
My apologies. In the interest of keeping people safe, one of the TSA’s first actions following the
incident on Christmas Day was to harass and threaten two law-abiding citizens for posting the
aforementioned directives on their weblogs. Apart from the fact that these banal security routines were
conveyed to over 10,000 persons internationally, their procedures are witnessed, first-hand, by millions
of travelers every day. Some threat to national security they could ever be.4
But if it’s not enough that, after all the expense put into quashing constitutional rights, we must assume
that hefty portions of the TSA’s funding is embezzled via bureaucratic malfeasance. In 2005, the
Washington Post reported that over $300 million had been “lost” to one single contractor hired by the
TSA to screen new employees. TSA costs included $125,400 the government spent renting security
equipment it could have bought for a few thousand dollars a piece.5 If ever there was a salient argument
for letting the airliners use private funding to service legitimate security needs, this would be point
number one.
And to top it all off, the failings of the current state-sponsored security model are not merely wastes
of government time and government money; they are directly wastes of ours. Robert Poole, director
of transportation policy at the Reason Foundation, calculates that the additional time spent waiting in
airports due to security procedures has cost the United States about $8 billion a year since Sept. 11,
2001. Poole admits he is probably under-estimating.6
All economics arguments aside, there is one point I am sure most of us can agree upon: There is
no defense against a determined lunatic. All the airport security you and I witness and participate
in is nothing more than a defense against a “movie-plot threat”, says Bruce Schneier. “The best
defenses against terrorism are largely invisible: investigation, intelligence, and emergency response.”7
Unfortunately, invisible measures don’t service the publicity needs of politicians. “Security theater”
will just have to do and the utilizers of air transportation will simply have to put up with the invasive
screening, the unconstitutional searches, the long lines and the expense.
How much safer are we for it? Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab shows us that, nearly 9 years after the
September 11 attacks, we’re not much safer at all. Experts admit that they can’t even secure the long
airport security lines, where the most people will congregate, let alone the actual airliners from
potential attacks.8
And yet, driving on the highway, even using inner city buses, proves to be far more fatal than air terror
or air travel ever could be.9 Human beings can manage those risks, so why is there something about
airplanes that inspires a paranoia within us that is so potent we’ll abandon our rights, our liberty, our
decency and our wealth for the illusion of protection? It can’t be the airplane food…
If you want to know how I think we can make air safety cheaper and more effective, I’m with Bruce
Schneier on this one: “Only two things have made flying safer: the reinforcement of cockpit doors, and
the fact that passengers know now to resist hijackers.”10
There’s yet to be a terror attack on an Amtrak train and they let everyone aboard without searches or
bureaucracy. Heck, you could even bring a gun on if you wanted to. Perhaps the government and the
air safety industry could learn a thing or two from Amtrak, and save a couple billion dollars in the
process.

Something About Airplanes

Billions of dollars and mountains of bureaucracy later, airport security is more smoke and mirrors than proactive defense.

Somewhere over Michigan, in the morning hours of Christmas Day last year, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, a despondent and disturbed young Nigerian Muslim, simultaneously ignited the Yuletide Surprise hidden beneath his underwear along with the $40 billion the United States has spent on preventing such an act since September 11, 2001.1

Bruce Schneier, whom CNN calls “a technologist who specializes in security”, claims that most of the time-consuming rituals air travelers have to participate in are “security theater”, that is to say “measures that make people feel more secure without doing anything to actually improve their security.”2 I’d contend to call this practice for what it actually is: theater of the economically absurd.

But never fear when government is near! After having almost every single Federal agency shown up by a 23-year-old guy hatching a terror plot right out of Bart Simpson’s imagination, the newest and greatest solution is to throw more money into a demonstrably failing system. Nearly $1 billion will be additionally appropriated for more security equipment, including full-body scanners.3

And if you considered Federal lackeys getting a good look at your family fishing tackle to be too invasive, just check out the Transportation Security Administration’s revised directives for “thorough pat-downs” of the leg and torso area. Sexy.

My apologies. In the interest of keeping people safe, one of the TSA’s first actions following the incident on Christmas Day was to harass and threaten two law-abiding citizens for posting the aforementioned directives on their weblogs. Apart from the fact that these banal security routines were conveyed to over 10,000 persons internationally, their procedures are witnessed, first-hand, by millions of travelers every day. Some threat to national security they could ever be.4

But if it’s not enough that, after all the expense put into quashing constitutional rights, we must assume that hefty portions of the TSA’s funding is embezzled via bureaucratic malfeasance. In 2005, the Washington Post reported that over $300 million had been “lost” to one single contractor hired by the TSA to screen new employees. TSA costs included $125,400 the government spent renting security equipment it could have bought for a few thousand dollars a piece.5 If ever there was a salient argument for letting the airliners use private funding to service legitimate security needs, this would be point number one.

And to top it all off, the failings of the current state-sponsored security model are not merely wastes of government time and government money; they are directly wastes of ours. Robert Poole, director of transportation policy at the Reason Foundation, calculates that the additional time spent waiting in airports due to security procedures has cost the United States about $8 billion a year since Sept. 11, 2001. Poole admits he is probably under-estimating.6

All economics arguments aside, there is one point I am sure most of us can agree upon: There is no defense against a determined lunatic. All the airport security you and I witness and participate in is nothing more than a defense against a “movie-plot threat”, says Bruce Schneier. “The best defenses against terrorism are largely invisible: investigation, intelligence, and emergency response.”7

Unfortunately, invisible measures don’t service the publicity needs of politicians. “Security theater” will just have to do and the utilizers of air transportation will simply have to put up with the invasive screening, the unconstitutional searches, the long lines and the expense.

How much safer are we for it? Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab shows us that, nearly 9 years after the September 11 attacks, we’re not much safer at all. Experts admit that they can’t even secure the long airport security lines, where the most people will congregate, let alone the actual airliners from potential attacks.8

And yet, driving on the highway, even using inner city buses, proves to be far more fatal than air terror or air travel ever could be.9 Human beings can manage those risks, so why is there something about airplanes that inspires a paranoia within us that is so potent we’ll abandon our rights, our liberty, our decency and our wealth for the illusion of protection? It can’t be the airplane food…

If you want to know how I think we can make air safety cheaper and more effective, I’m with Bruce Schneier on this one: “Only two things have made flying safer: the reinforcement of cockpit doors, and the fact that passengers know now to resist hijackers.”10

There’s yet to be a terror attack on an Amtrak train and they let everyone aboard without searches or bureaucracy. Heck, you could even bring a gun on if you wanted to. Perhaps the government and the air safety industry could learn a thing or two from Amtrak, and save a couple billion dollars in the process.

For the Constitutionalist out there (heck, maybe even ancaps will get a kick), perhaps it would be apt to carry one of these, a pocket Bill of Rights made of metal. “The First Ten Amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America, printed on each side of a sturdy, playing-card-sized, pieces of metal. Highlighted in red is the extremely controversial fourth amendment; the “search and seizure” amendment, which makes much of law enforcement so difficult.”

When you go through the security checkpoint, and confiscate all your belongings momentarily, you can have your Bill of Rights back afterward.

Or if you are going through the metal detector, and you have the metal Bill of Rights in your pocket thus setting the machine off. After finding the source of the metal, and the metal is no threat, you can have your Bill of Rights back.

On second thought, I am not so sure that the mark on my boarding pass was made inside the booth. It might have all been made before I went through security, but again I’m not so sure.