We're all going to diiiieee!

Miscellaneous General
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In this decade, magnetic fields of the earth will reverse!

It will lead to the magnetic shield coming down and the earth being pounded by solar rays at their maximums!

Then, the electric grid line will come down, and we’ll all black out!

Food production will halt and come to an immediate stop around the world!

Cut from all our supplies, we will turn to tribal savagery and start eating each other!

The takedown of the magnetic shield will cause the earth to virtually tear apart from inside, and earthquakes and supervolcanic eruptions the size of nuclear detonations will ravage the earth.

Then the sun will shut down, and we will begin the first 300 years of our Ice Age! Cannibalism, hunger and tribal savagery accelerates!

But that’s not the worst part, because our consumption and burning of fossil fuels will lead to carbon dioxide emmisions that will double doom us with global warming!

Then we will be forced to live under furnace temperatures under a shivering Ice Age with the sun turned off, while all the carbon dioxide burns us and floods us under rising sea levels! The sea levels will even be falling in the meantime, because the earth is freezing too!

Then we’ll reach peak oil, and there’ll be no oil for us! How can we expect to solve global warming caused by overconsumption of fossil fuels and then also be faced with having no fossil fuels at all? DOUBLE DOOMED AGAIN!

The Illuminati shall show its true face as Icke-style reptilian creatures under chameleon camoflauge, and shall depart from this world. Mayan calendar reaches September 2012, and UFOs appear to take the creatures who first came here to become pharoahs and kings by divine right away from this planet so they can leave to become rulers of another alien world.

Rapture comes and the Lord shall reveal himself to flight the faithful away from this world, while he damns to hell all the unbelievers and unfaithful left on it.

How can anybody visit YouTube and internet blogs these days and not feel utterly terrified? Professional wrestlers are scared and foreseeing doom these days, what chance do YOU have???!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0h0Hcwxq2k

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Isn’t there some theory that bacteria in the ocean will become active once heated and kill everything?

I like that ending.

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“In this decade, magnetic fields of the earth will reverse!”

If I’m correct this will be the third time the magnetic fields will have reversed. It’s nothing new.

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Did I stumble onto the wrong website?

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Mmm. You sure this isn’t just a list of things that will happen if good father government doesn’t protect us?

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I must say Sanjay, I enjoy your diatribes!

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You forgot about the Grey Goo. The moment someone successfully invents self-replicating nanobots that can use any sort of matter as raw material, they will devour the Earth.

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It’s a jest, guys.

I thought the part where I said we’ll suffer from both global warming and Ice Age would have been a giveaway.

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LOL. You can tell we’re a pessimistic bunch [:P]

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I myself buy the new ace age thing. It’s just not man-made just normal solar cycles. Perhaps when we’re 80 everything north of will be uninhabitable.