All in good fun - here’s my guess…
AJ - Classic 80’s/90’s child
Bert - Add a beard to his face and a black-haired chick to his arm and this is Bert
Clayton - Part father, part friend, part dark mystery
Wheylous - Rule abiding for the most part but does tend to bend some of the rules and enjoys the feeling of being able to out-smart and get away with it.