I see no other way to parse this statement of yours:
Do you?
Obviously, if I thought the question was straightforward, I would’ve answered it already. You can claim that your question is straightforward all you want - I’m in no way obligated to agree with you.
I don’t feel insulted by being called a “semantics relativist”. I recognize the inherent arbitrariness of semantics, so I take you pointing that out as a compliment.
I define “descriptive question” as “a question about the nature of (part of) reality”, and “normative question” as “a question about what one expects of (part of) reality”.