Why don't you think stimulus will work?

Okay there we go.

Luckily I don’t have that problem, as I (luckily) became aware of the Austrian Business Cycle Theory before I ever really heard any talk of “economic stimulus”.

It won’t work for the very same reasons it has never worked. It won’t work for the very reasons the Austrians have pointed out for decades. I actually went into this in detail (albeit as a response to a different question) here, but the short answer is because “full employment” is not the real end…so a blind attempt to achieve that goal will only distort the market and make the true end of increased wealth and economic prosperity farther off (i.e. not only retard its advancement, but likely regress progress that has been made in the past).

You cannot create wealth from a printing press. The only thing fake money (and the accompanying legal tender laws) will ultimately do is lead to malinvestment and misallocation of resources, which essentially manifests in an artificial boom…inevitably leading to a bust later.