2012 Presidential Cabinet

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If you could choose who’s elected in every Presidential Cabinet position, who would it be? I only listed a few of the departments because I’m very DGAF in regards to most of them, but here’s mine.

[As always, do not put dead libertarians or ‘no one’ in the spot.]

President: Ron Paul

Vice President: Tom Coburn

Secretary of State: Eric Cantor

Secretary of Treasury: Peter Schiff

Secretary of Defense: Stanley McChrystal

Attorney General: Andrew Napolitano

Secretary of Homeland Security: Joe Arpaio

Chief of Staff: Karl Rove (because he can get things done, like Emanuel)

The last one is debatable though, since the Chief of Staff can make things very hard for a President if he doesn’t agree with the President’s specific objectives. More like a submissive Karl Rove.

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If this were to occur, we would see either two things:

  1. The true nature of these “libertarians”

  2. The US government evaporating

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Chief of Staff: Jeffrey Tucker

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Secretary of Defense: Stanley McChrystal

This is about opposite where this guy belongs…

Chief of Staff: Karl Rove (because he can get things done, like Emanuel)

You really didn’t think this through did you?

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If you really want freedom, you should stop fantasizing about the dictator in the oval office working for you.

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I dont understand how you think 3 Austrians a few NeoCons and a Marxist in one cabinet would work coherently.

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I feel like a lot of people on this website would like that, though.

You: “I’m going to comment on everyone’s posts and be in a bad mood!!!” Calm down for once.

You need to chill out, too. It’s a fun post. If you and the kid above me don’t want to be a part of it, then get out.

Who’s the Marxist you’re talking about?

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There are reports that the former General is if not more radical as the current President…

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That’s interesting. I hadn’t heard that before. Do you happen to have a source of someone stating that?

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Joe Arpiao? oh my. He is an enemy of freedom.

why not just get rid of the whole department?

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I want the Department of Homeland Security gone. I want a lot of departments gone, which I said. If I had to pick someone, though, he’s definitely not going to be liberal when it comes to terrorism.

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So long as we’re fantasizing.

President: Jeffrey Tucker

That’s it. All other executive officials were fired for wearing jeans at dinner at some point in their lives.

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Oh, haha. Jeffrey Tucker. I thought the guy up there said Jeffrey Zucker as a joke. I understand now.

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I’m not sure about Skyler, but I was half serious about Tucker. If we must have overlords, may they at least be well dressed.

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What’s this thing about wearing jeans to dinner?