It has come to my attention that many people die due to accidents. This, I can not tolerate, and it does not belong in a civilized society. To increase the utility of EVERYONE I shall make a proposal.
Let’s ban accidents! I think most people would be less willing to cause accidents if they knew that the consequence would be a long jail sentence. Ofcourse there would still be ureported cases of accidents, like spilled milk glasses and so on, but this is easily battled with CCTV installed inside all homes and offices, aswell all the streets, parks, yeah, everywhere.
Why would this work though?
Here’s the proof: In england crime rates have dropped since the CCTV cameras were installed, and they have even made it possible to find terrorists with big jackets and kill them before they would do anything mean. If accidents were made a crime, and CCTV cameras stop crime, then it is a certainty that there would be less accidents!
Peace!