Charlie Sheen for President

Miscellaneous General
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I seriously think this is a great idea. I’m going to make a video this weekend in hopes of pushing the campaign sometime next week.

though i think we can go viral as late as nov 1st and still get a lot of momentum.

I need a marketing angle.

What type of person will vote for charlie sheen?

Im going to be emailing howard stern because a sound bite from him would be huge.

im goign to be tweeting the real charlie sheen and begging for him to send me a video or sound bite of him saying, ‘my name is charlie sheen and i approve this message.’

im also going to need a theme for the campaign video. Number 1 it needs to be funny (just thought i should also try and get funnyordie to do a skit)

I would appreciate if anyone is interested in helping the cause to submit anything on this page.

or

i started an email: sheen4president@gmail.com

im also on twitter now: @sheen4POTUS

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Epic.

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Of course we already have one vote: “The troops want charlie sheen”

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I think the kony thing is stupid. We dont need to slur the name of the great Charlie Sheen with a murderous dictator

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hmm maybe. it could be used as a play to bring him out of hiding.

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You know, the guy behind all of the Kony 2012 crap was found prancing around in his underwear in public while masterbating, looking drugged.

Karma sucks when you scam people.

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If you drop kony I have a campaign poster I will email to you

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I despise Charlie Sheen. The ‘winning’ schtick could have remained legitimate, but he started beating the horse himself, by making his own parody video of it … really Charlie? LAME!

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alright. its dropped.

new twitter: Sheen4POTUS

email: sheen4president@gmail.com

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Dude, this is lame. Sheen is irrelevant now. This reminds me of how MTV made an animated Napoleon Dynamite TV series like 7 years after the release of the movie - The jokes are old now, bud.

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We get it. You don’t like Charlie Sheen. However, the rest of us super awesome arachno-capitalists are going to support Carlos Estevez for POTUS.

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thats part of the charm. its as relevant as voting for a republican or democrat…

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So, this thread made me decide to go watch Charlie Sheen’s new show Anger Management. Well, it’s exactly what you would expect, but I got a kick out of this line from Charlie:

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What about Rusty Shackleford for president?

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There’s no veep though. I think Aquaman will get some swing votes. Wanna put him back on the ticket Malachi?

Sheen/Aquaman 2012!

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I feel as though Mr. Sheen should have some input into the choice of running mate.

UNDERWOOD, MALACHI: SHOT, OVER

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If Mr. Sheen wishes to take part in the subversion of the Constitution and the 12th Amendment by dictating the VP, that’s gonna cost him some votes around here.

But I’m nothing if not flexible. If Charlie Sheen posts his choice of running mate to this thread within the next 24 hours, I will accept it and revise Sheen/Aquaman 2012 accordingly.

For now: Sheen/“?” 2012!

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I am lost for want of rebuttal. Twenty-four hours it is.

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The clock has chimed.

SHEEN / AQUAMAN 2012!