"Death Bonds" Now Available on Wall Street!

from:

http://www.banksterusa.org/content/cheery-holiday-message-bankster-death-eaters-wall-street

Submitted by Mary Bottari on December 21, 2010 - 13:00

Today’s Wall Street Journal has a stunning expose on a publicly-traded company called Life Partners Holdings. Are you ready for this? Life Partners creeps around asking the unemployed, the elderly and the sick (especially people with HIV/AIDS) to sell them their life insurance policies for cash. Then they bundle these policies into securities and sell them to vultures – oh, I am sorry, “investors.” Then the “investors” sit around and wait for people to die – the sooner the better for the purchasers of these death bonds. The future of this industry “looks bright,” chirps National Underwriters.

Reminds you a little of those Death Eaters in Harry Potter, doesn’t it?

Of course the “life settlements industry” would not be possible with out the financing and backing of big Wall Street banks, the triple-A rating from Wall Street credit agencies and, of course, the quality work of the “big four” accounting firms. The recently-indicted Ernst and Young cooks the books for Life Partners. Last year BanksterUSA targeted Goldman Sachs’ financing of this emerging industry. This year, Goldman shut down Longmore Capital, its death bonds subsidiary, and withdrew from the market…

from the Wall Street journal community:

“This is a disgusting and ghoulish way to make money” ~ Mark Wiley

What are the Mises Communities thoughts?

This is a disgusting and ghoulish way to make money.
This is a disgusting and ghoulish way to make money.
This is a disgusting and ghoulish way to make money.

So people have life insurance, and then they have the option to sell it.

They can either keep what they already had, or trade it for something else.

These death eaters simply must be stopped!

People voluntarily sell their life insurance policies in exchange for cash that they need at the present moment, meaning they somehow come out better than before, or else they wouldn’t have made the - I’ll say it again - voluntary exchange.

I don’t think you need a Patronus Charm to keep from sucking out your soul, so… no.

Weren’t you supposed to debate Sieben on something a while back?

Would you buy some if the profit margins were good?

Sure, I have free time now, let’s debate. What’s the subject?

If a random person and I could both profit from an exchange? Of course I would. Is there a website where I can sign up?

Life insurance for 300k

You could die any time in the next 1-15 years

Or take 250k now!

^shoot anyone who offers this deal to people

If you think about it, it actually removes the incentive to kill yourself to get the money sooner. It increases the amount of money old people have now, so they can use it to buy better care and enhance their quality of life.

Thank you profit seeking market!

“Is there a website where I can sign up?”

Uh, it’s called Wall Street: http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=LPHI

If there are any major famines, wars or pestilences in the U.S. your investment will go through the roof.

“If there are any unpredictable events that will screw up your plan, your plan will be screwed up and you cannot predict it”

Debate behind tautologies more please.

I was jokingly exaggerating my enthusiasm for the idea. But seriously, I might invest in some of those shares.

"Life insurance for 300k

You could die any time in the next 1-15 years

Or take 250k now!"

Oh, come on, we’re talking about really old and sick people here.

I bet a slick broker could get a much bigger cut than that.

Try talking to some people with alzheimers, you could probably sell them a pat on the back.

What would voluntarism’s position be on doing so?

You are. Because you have to. Because the only way that you think the free market can fail is in really extreme situations.

Competition between brokers. You’re making it sound like this is “free money”. The market price of free money is very high.

You could probably also protect them without attacking travelling merchants. Go start a “protect the old people from being extorted by capitalists club”, where you bind the signateurs to give up their rights to attorney if they are diagnosed with alzheimers.

Be creative. Think for 10 seconds. The answer to every problem is not “shoot people”.

What is your specific problem with the deal? Do you think a broker will somehow trick an old person into exchanging the policy for a bad deal?

He’s retreating to the “what about people who are 6 ways handicapped” argument against capitalism.

You know you’ve won when he implicitly concedes that capitalism is okay for 99.99% of the population.

I agree. Okay, let’s go. We have to be at Voldemort’s house by 11.

With rationed cancer drugs, I’m sure the industry will thrive. It seems Keynesians will do anything to inflate another bubble.

Someone immediately close to me died recently to cancer. Chemo visits cost any where from 10-20k per visit. Roughly $6000 per 8oz bag of liquid, where less then 10% of the bag is actual medicine.

Would you mind PMing me with more information about this?

I don’t know specifics, but, if you’re researching for a paper or anything, I’d call a few local oncologists/hospitals and ask about the specifics government licenses needed to perform these operations (including doctors, manufacturers of the chemicals, etc.).