Some tough choices with these two very lofty, very German names
Ludwig
von Mises (home field advantage)
Lachmann
van Beethoven
Wittgenstein
Minkus
Feuerbach (playing the heel)
On the Ludwig’s, I think I have to choose Bethoven on this one in a close three way race. His Große Fuge and 3rd symphony are what nudged him on top of my “Ludwig list”.
Friedrich
von Hayek (home team)
Nietzsche
Lang
Schiller
von Schelling
Holderlin
Engels (playing the heel)
List (for another heel)
This race is even tougher to call, but I’ll have to give it to Nietzsche in a coin toss, mostly because of the “killer 'stache” and making the person Zarathustra from an absolutely obscure figure to a slightly less than obscure figure. Major head nod to Hayek, Lang, Schiller, and Holderlin though. Lang’s monocle and cigarette holder almost made him pull ahead of the pack as Holderlin and Schiller split my usual sympathies for “men who wear wigs and tights”.
For bonus points if you want to list your favorite “Johann” go ahead, it’s an even tougher call IMHO (but no Austrian economist is on the list that I am aware of):
I am more than tempted to pick Kaspar Schmidt (AKA Max Stirner), but I don’t think I can pick him over Bach.