Food Does Not have Any Health Benefits

There is not a food on this planet that has any health benefit. Didn’t you know that? The only substances that are allowed to have health benefits are drugs. If you sold a food with a listed health benefit, you will be SWAT teamed by the FDA. Because what you would really be selling is a drug, not food.

The common man wants the FDA to SWAT Team anyone who makes the claim “this cures cancer” on their product. Because the common man is not smart enough to know if the product really does cure cancer. They are incapable of doing research on the internet. Only the government and FDA can determine if something can cure cancer. Unfortunately, you cannot have an FDA that is given the power to SWAT team those making the “this cures cancer” claim without also having the ridiculous side effect listed above.

Same thing with guns. I’ve had it with people whining about
‘guns kill people.’ Guns don’t kill people, death kills people.
Ask a doctor, it’s a medical fact. You can’t die from a bullet.
You can die from a cardiac arrest or organ failure or a major
hemorrhage, small piece of metal ain’t the problem. Besides, I
only use my machine-gun in the safety of my own home and car. I
ain’t hurting nobody. And countries that don’t have guns ain’t
American.

“And countries that don’t have guns ain’t
American.”

What do you mean, countries that don’t have guns? Countries can’t magically make guns disappear. Do you mean countries that punish citizens for having guns?

No. Just what I said. “Countries that don’t have guns ain’t American.” Do you disagree with that or something?

All countries have guns. Therefore all countries are American!

Can you say “non sequitur”?

My bad … lol

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“No. Just what I said. “Countries that don’t have guns ain’t American.” Do you disagree with that or something?”

Which countries don’t have any guns in them?

But America does have guns, right? So any countries that don’t have guns, aren’t American. Right?

“But America does have guns, right? So any countries that don’t have guns, aren’t American. Right?”

Are there countries without guns? I don’t think there are.

Okay. But is that relevant?

“Okay. But is that relevant?”

Yes, because if there are no countries without guns, what difference does your question make?