Forget New Hampshire, Move to Baltimore

Here’s a few reasons why libertarians should choose Charm City instead of The Shire.

Drugs - The only videos about the FSP I’ve seen involve kids getting arrested for smoking pot in public. That doesn’t seem very free to me. In Baltimore, no one cares if you are smoking a joint. No one cares if you’re smoking crack either.

Segregation - NH might be a super white state as a whole, but Baltimore has some of the most segregated neighborhoods in the nation. If you don’t think this matters, just ask Freedom4me. The only time I have ever seen a black person in my area is early Friday mornings when the methadone clinic is dispensing. Don’t worry though, there are like 5-10 cops standing around to make sure that everyone is back on the bus before businesses open at 9 (I’m not joking about this).

Murder rate is low - 2011 saw the lowest murder rate in 30 years, just under 200. Officials have attributed this to their awesome governing, but the real reason is a population decrease of 40% in the shittiest neighborhoods.

Its a city - This should go without saying, but liberty just isn’t worth it if you can’t get Indian food at 2 am. How free are you really if you can’t get black out drunk at a gay bar where the guys are actually straight dudes from the local art school and the girls look like a pre-teen Ke$ha.

LIbertarian landmarks - There’s a light post near my house with “Ayn Rand” spraypainted on it. Libertarian radio host Ron Smith recently passed away, and there’s an overpass named in his honor. I saw “don’t tread on me” spraypainted somewhere once, and an anarchy symbol too. Also, there’s the well known anarchist infoshop Red Emma’s, the perfect place to get a cup of fair trade tea and talk about why capitalism is fucking awesome.

Homesteading - I stole this idea from Vive la Insurrection, but like Detroit, there are entire blocks that you can homestead. The government will leave you alone, but Johns Hopkins probably won’t. They need to build another hospital, and the real estate is cheap.

Actual jobs - The only jobs in NH are lumberjack, farmer, and youtube filmmaker. Whatever it is you do, you can probably find a job in the Baltimore/DC metropolitan area.

Obviously I’m joking around. But seriously, a lack of state income tax doesn’t make you more free.

Trust me, do NOT come to Baltimore unless you just want to visit me :stuck_out_tongue: The liberal condescension is just stifling!!

Oh I remembered another one - Our “Occupy” movement turned out to be a bunch of homeless people protesting the rat infestation.

XD

Could be metaphorical :stuck_out_tongue: Technically, so was the New York OWS and so was Patrick Henry :stuck_out_tongue:

I laughed out loud

Umm..

I’ll move there if you leave, creep.

Hey now! Its just straight up true that hipster girls tend to look 14 years old and cover themselves in glitter. Or, they dress like old women and have pit hair, but still look 14.

Pre-teen ends at age 12, my friend :wink:

But the creepy part is that you made it sound like you thought it was a good thing…

Creep.

No he didn’t :stuck_out_tongue:

Freudian slip. You honor is forfeit, pedophile!

I think this is an important point to make, and I’ve observed this myself personally. It doesn’t matter what government ‘laws, regulations, or restrictions’ exist if nobody is willing to put them into play. For instance, if person lives in a community where there are excessive zoning regulations, this means virtually nothing if his neighbors are completely unwilling to report the offender or cooperate with the municipality.

This HAS to be a joke. Maryland always ranks as one of the least free/statist states while NH always ranks #1 for individual liberty.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/among-free-state-faithful-hampshire-win-even-more-134755182.html

There is this curious optimism among the Free Staters of New Hampshire – “that interesting state that makes Vermont nervous,” as a man who boasted of buying his used Dodge Caravan with a gold Kruggerand put it to me this week at an Iowa caucus-watching party in a Manchester bar.

Most of his comrades had by this time left the bar before the Iowa tally was final. Their man Ron Paul was down in the returns after successive strong showings in the Iowa polls, but as they got into their cars–unbuckled if they wanted to be, since New Hampshire is the only state with no mandatory seat belt law for adults, which is reason number 5 on the Free State Project’s “101 Reasons to Move to New Hampshire” – they felt very fine about the caucuses. “If Ron wins,” said Edge, a fiftyish man in a black vest over a black fleece, a Free State refugee from what he saw as the big government of Rick Perry’s Texas, “well, we win, of course. But if he doesn’t win, we might win even more, since more people will move here.”

Indeed, the Free Staters I spent the evening with were more optimistic than win-win. They’d jumped the gun, moving to New Hampshire from all over the country to begin the work of building a new society ahead of the Free State Project’s “trigger” of 20,000 signatories to the Project’s “Statement of Intent”: “I hereby state my solemn intent to move to the state of New Hampshire. Once there, I will exert the fullest practical effort toward the creation of a society in which the maximum role of civil government is the protection of life, liberty, and property.”

The project was born in 2001, when a Yale grad student named Jason Sorens, disillusioned with libertarian electoral failures, issued a call for libertarians to choose a state small enough that an influx of 20,000 activists could effectively take over the political process. They held a vote and New Hampshire won, edging out Wyoming. Sorens predicted they’d hit the 20,000 trigger – at which point signatories were expected to move – by 2006. There are about 11,000 signatories today, but more than 1,000 Free Staters couldn’t wait, so they came early.

Curtis Fenimore is one of the early arrivals. He’s 30 years old with a rangy neck and a boyish shock of dark hair. When he turned 30, he gave up identification, so Vinnie, a long haired “capitalist anarchist” who knew the waitress, had to vouch for him as someone old enough to order a beer. Vinnie has been a Free Stater since 2009, when he came from Miami for the Free State Porc Fest. “Porc” is short for porcupine, the mascot the movement prefers to the menacing snake of the libertarian movement’s iconic"Don’t Tread on Me" flags. Curtis came in 2009, too, from North Carolina, and last year he organized the biggest Porc Fest yet, with close to 900 campers committed, as he put it, “to the ‘libertine’ in ‘liberty.’”

Curtis sits with his back to the TV showing the incoming Iowa results on MSNBC. Vinnie has them covered on his iPad. Everyone at the table, 10 or so porcupines, supports Paul. Curtis spent had two months in New Hampshire in 2007 campaigning for the Texas congressman. “I come from a background in door to door sales,” he tells me later that evening at his apartment, “so I felt it was my duty to use my skills to help Ron Paul. I was naïve. I thought he might win! I thought, ‘He inspired me, so why wouldn’t he inspire other people?’ And I’ve got this skill, so I gotta use it for good. The whole Spiderman argument.”

“What kind of sales were you in?” I asked.

“Frozen meat.” He smiles. He knows how that sounds. His employer gave him a small truck — “not even an F150. Like a Nissan.” — in which he carted 500 lbs. of frozen meat around rural North Carolina. “I’d knock on doors and say, ‘Would you be interested in some steak?’” And people bought it. Mostly, he said, “on impulse.”

“Or because you have an excellent salesman,” said his girlfriend, Robin. Robin, 28 and recently divorced, a maker of clothing she sells at jam band festivals, is taking advantage of New Hampshire’s loose regulations on name changes to rebrand herself Robin Freiheit–German for “freedom.” She was delighted when I told her it was also the name of a long-running anarchist Yiddish journal. Free Staters tend to take pleasure in esoteric details. For instance: Did you know that concrete is responsible for much of the world’s CO2? Or that FDR was against government sector unions? Or that the price of gas tends to go down during election years?

Like Curtis, Robin isn’t voting, even though she refers to Paul as the “gateway drug” that transformed her from a left anarchist (“I used to be like, ‘I wanna Robin Hood all these mother***ers’”) into a “propertarian” in the tradition of anarcho-capitalist philosopher Murray Rothbard, who argued that property — including one’s body — is the basis for a free society. “It’s not about who’s president,” Curtis said, in explaining their abstention, which they share with about half the table. “It’s about winning hearts and minds. I love Ron Paul, because Ron Paul makes my job easier.” Technically, Curtis is unemployed, but his job, he said, is winning new recruits for the future Free State of New Hampshire.

What would that society look like? “It’s us,” said Curtis, gesturing at the long tableful of anarchists and Republicans, atheists and Christians, gun enthusiasts in theory or in practice, dope dealers and pure livers, techies and off-the-gridders, “minarchists,” people who accept the need for a minimal state (like the dozen state legislators elected from the Free Staters’ ranks) and abolitionists,. Curtis haid he groups himself in this latter camp,–absolute anti-statists who aren’t averse to a little confrontation. (“I like to troll cops,” he says.)

“Santorum’s ahead by 3 percent,” said Vinnie. Curtis shrugged. His candidate wasn’t going to win, but at least he was sitting at a free table.

“Right,” I said, but what if Ron Paul did win? And what if that was just the beginning? What would New Hampshire become once all 20,000 Free Staters arrived and implemented the Project?

“Hong Kong in New England. Not necessarily with skyscrapers.”

Dave Ridley, a Republican Free Stater from Texas said, “That’s the realistic goal. The ideal goal is Hong Kong economically, Holland socially, and Switzerland in terms of foreign policy.”

Curtis, who was wearing a green “Spring Break Kazakhstan” t-shirt, is interested in a proposal to found a new semi-autonomous region comprising New Hampshire, Vermont, New York north of the Erie Canal, Maine, and a big chunk of Canada, to be called Atlantica. “Kind of an outlandish thought,” he said with a smile that can aonly be called whimsical. “I like New Hampshire as ground zero of a voluntary society. Neighbor talking to neighbor.”

Alex Krantz, a 37-year-old Free Stater from New Jersey, pulled up the Drudge Report on his iPhone. Romney and Santorum were tied at 24.

The band in the other room called it a night. “Freddy’s Dead,” from Superfly, played on the radio. Outside it was 15 degrees. Up north, it was 15 below zero. We began bundling up. “Statists love good weather,” said Curtis. What he meant was that people who don’t imagine better worlds or brood over the dead of America’s wars, people who accept things as they are, the Romney-Obama-Santorum continuum, are really only talking about the weather. They like sunshine and no hard questions. Hence California. Freedom, Curtis speculated, may actually thrive in bad weather. “Ron Paul’s talked about retiring to New Hampshire,” he said as we headed out into the cold. “If he loses, I’ll hold him to that.”

The story you posted just talked about buying cars with krugeraands, but I wan’t to buy cars with credit. I want to have a nice row home on a nice block for dirt cheap. I want to have a nice job and live near my parents and friends from childhood. I want to be drunk in public without a single cop even looking at me. I want nearly every conceivable activity available to me any night of the week.

When NH finally sees its freedom, no one will even notice because they are too caught up in demanding it. You wouldn’t know what to do with it.

If NH is filled with people like F4M I’d rather be in Baltimore.

That Ayn Rand pic is excellent. What more do we need than people spray painting various libertarian thinkers names on public property?

  1. No one has mentioned Mencken yet?

  2. The “Occupy” movement wins, because it attracted less oboxious people than the one in Chicago, a bunch of college/ art school kids from the suburbs wanting to get laid - oh and the homeless actually new what they were protesting / talking about

That’s why all the videos you post talk about or show people getting frivolous tickets or arrested for minor drug offenses…and in a political race in which Ron fricken Paul is running, Mitt Romney is in first, twentyone points ahead, with 40% of the poll.

Thanks for the reminder Vive, the main branch of the library has an entire room dedicated to Mencken.