How retarded are anarcho-capitalists? Be honest.
Anonymous
Depends on the anarcho-capitalist in question. The “Anarcho”-Capitalists who don’t know what anarchy is are pretty retarded. The Anarcho-“Capitalists” who don’t know what capitalism is are quite alright.
There are a lot of people who come to the market-anarchist fold from a Randian-right political perspective. These people hold “capitalism” to be synonymous with “economic freedom”; I think it’s a poor word choice, but beyond that they’re right on the money. Murray Rothbard was a smart motherfucker, for instance.
I think one of the big disconnects is between the thinkers and the fandom of the movement. I think there’s a lot more (though certainly not total) intellectual honesty among the anarcho-capitalist scholars than there is among the forum general at, say, Mises.org.
I think this is true of left-anarchists as well, for what that’s worth. There are a lot of dumb people in that bunch. I think that there’s a tendency among people to adhere very strictly to the writing or teaching of some intellectual leader (we’re very much trained to do this), so that what happens is this ill-understood and ultra-condensed, ultra-quotable version of a nuanced political theory becomes dogma.
So there are people in the AnCap camp who actually UNDERSTAND what Rothbard was talking about, who UNDERSTAND that this economy we have is not what they themselves would call “capitalism”, and who have a principled objection to certain things… but “anarcho”-capitalists tend to latch on to some tiny quotable piece of their free-market rhetoric and from there presume to declare that the State stands in the way of Exxon-Mobil’s justly earned profits.
Which is, of course, nonsense. But they don’t really understand the position they’re taking, and they’re afraid to back down on it, and they wind up doing all sorts of intellectual gymnastics.. and they justify terrible, terrible things because to them, those things are “free market” and therefore beyond reproach. Like sweatshops or whatnot; there’s never any real conversation about how the State creates those conditions, because they believe that the free market created them; and if the free market created them, they simply MUST be sugar and lollipops and if you question them you are a Stalinist psychopath.
To be fair, some of that isn’t retardation, you know. I think even some “anarcho”-capitalists have latched very deeply on to the philosophical underpinnings, the “mine and thine”, the “thou shalt not coerce”, and know that they’re right. And they understand how that OUGHT to create right outcomes… and if it doesn’t, they defend them, because they’re missing the invisible statism but they know from principle that in the absence of statism there must be justice.
Like, okay, suppose you know that when you punch [number]+[number]= on your calculator, you get the sum of those two numbers. So you punch in 4+4= and you get 16. Now, you know that math itself is right, and you aren’t prepared to admit to yourself or anyone else that “math is relative” or “addition is a social construct” or whatever thing the progressives are throwing at you in an attempt to get you to renounce your belief in mathematics. But you don’t see that the “+” and “x” keys have been switched, you miss that detail, and so the only thing you know how to do is to defend the notion that 4+4=16.
I think there’s a LOT of that among AnCaps; the fundamentally right idea that a free market is good, but a fundamentally wrong idea about how free a market actually is, combining to form a defense of some very bad things on the grounds that they must be good things because freedom produced them.
http://anarcho-baker.tumblr.com/post/30035802914/how-retarded-are-anarcho-capitalists-be-honest
Any objections, additions etc. Discuss!