No Atheists in Foxholes Argument
There is still plenty of laughing stock for the “no atheists in foxholes” argument masqueraded by our religious half-wits, though I’m ambitious enough to believe such ridiculousness is on the decline. The fact that any individual who finds intellectual buttress from such convoluted thinking is mind numbing.
What Does it Mean?
Normally, when the religious make use of the phrase “there are no atheists in foxholes” they are attempting to demonstrate the fickleness of such a position as denying the existence of a god. In essence, they are attempting to show that atheist’s don’t truly believe in that which they propose, they are merely playing intellectual. After all, anyone can deny god when conditions are optimal right?
What Does It Prove?
Acknowledging the theists position that some atheists become faint at heart under certain extreme conditions as being stuck in a foxhole while at war, what exactly does this prove? Certainly it doesn’t give strength or credence to either of the opposing positions. Nor does it further the arena of debate. Actually, as we will see below, it’s a rational response to an irrational state of mind. Though in no way does this author believe in a god, he very much looks forward to begging for the existence of one if ever under found in an irrational state of mind–as would my religious counterparts when faced with such conditions. The problem is of course that their belief is an all powerful and encompassing solution to whatever state of affairs they find themselves in and thus why the foxhole argument seems so devastating.
Sidestepping the issue of begging a god to perform a moral duty when he supposed to be a moral god, such minds as the believer are lucky enough to always have a potential panacea in their back pocket. These god-believing individuals would be hard pressed to find themselves in a position they can’t, potentially, beg themselves out of. Yet, given the right conditions, they too would profess any amount of belief to any amount of absurdities as the mind is capable of. Such devotion to beliefs is itself slaved to primal instincts. It’s easy to take a bullet for your loved ones under optimal conditions but strip these individuals of such optimal rationality and watch their animalistic decisions surface. Place a family of four, a pet, and a religious book, in a raft at sea for some substantial amount of time and watch such animalism take over. God will play no role in the decision making process after an allotted amount of time. Worse yet, let a warning sign on the side of their boat read, “if ever you find yourself stranded, profess to be a nonbeliever and you will speedily be rescued”. Such a warning sign may be declared absurd initially, but let irrationality take course and watch this boat of former bible thumpers profess their non-belief in unison.
Again, What Does This Mean?
Surely it doesn’t indicate that the family was, in fact, a pack of atheists, or even that their faith was weak. It surely does’t it give credence to either position in the god-debate. It simply proves nothing except that irrational states of mind lead to irrational behavior. Under otherwise normal conditions the family would still believe
So Where Does This Leave Us?
Though nonbelievers may subscribe to the notion that uttering prayers to an invisible god is always irrational, it is not irrational relative to the typical behavior of these individuals. For example, I often burst out in laughter when watching shows like Ghost Hunters. To myself, grown men standing in the dark calling out to walls is quite absurd behavior, yet, this is from my frame of reference, not theirs. To them they are engaging in normal behavior.
The difference is of course that the nonbeliever see no argumentative use in referencing that “there are no theists in rafts with warning labels that tell them denouncing god will save you” whereas, theists still believe that the “no atheists in foxholes” argument is the final backbreaker.