102 dalmations…Disney and their greed ruining a perfectly good movie by making another.
On that note don’t forget
- Starwars Episode 7
Must crush capitalism!
Counting backwards to avoid collisions…
- Artists starve and die because rich people never buy art (and poor people can’t)
-1) No art because rich people buy up all the art and hide it away in private stashes from the unwashed masses (RATM lyrics?)
-2) No charity because the rich are too greedy to give and the poor are too poor to give
-3) No decency because greed
-4) Human life will cease after the last contract killer executes his contract to kill the second-to-last contract killer
-5) Landfill: Earth
-6) All birds die in globe-spanning oilslicks
-7) Hurricanes
-8) No more icebergs and no more polar bears
-9) Goldman Sachs
-10) The Federal Reserve
-11) The earth is an uninhabitable wasteland after the last tree is chopped down by the last tree-corporation and all arable land is turned into a dustbowl
-12) No parks because the rich will buy up all the pristine wilderness
-13) No roads. People will be reduced to pushing square-wheeled wagons across giant mudpits where once there were the greatest monuments to human achievement: freeways
-14) The smog blots out the Sun and the rich live in zeppelin-supported floating villas in the sky above a planet that looks from space roughly like the planet Venus
-15) No jobs because the rich will refuse to pay people to work
-16) Oil
-17) People have to work 23 hours per day just to feed themselves, let alone their children
-18) Drugs
-19) Guns
-20) Prostitution
-21) Alcohol
-22) Gambling
Clayton -
Even though I think IQ is complete BS, I’m inclined to say that mine lowered a notch after reading this thread.
Oh, and .103 (or whatever) that George Lucas is allowing a new series of Star Wars films to come out.
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“Even though I think IQ is complete BS, I’m inclined to say that mine lowered a notch after reading this thread.”
Exactly the sort of thing an evil capitalist would say. I bet that you don’t even support peace and freedom.
Yeah, because it’s called the Peace and Freedom Party, that must mean it’s all about nothing but peace and freedom, right?
Just like the Austrian School must be a culinary place where you learn how to make Wiener Schnitzel!
Exactly. Like how socialists care about society and capitalists are only concerned with capital.
Related to Castro???
Clayton -
Alright, I think I found a place that you can buy a beard
Great! Another convert to the socialist future!
@ Clayton
I am so glad that I am not the only one who thinks that young Castro looks like Liam.
@SkepticalMetal: I have a whole conspiracy theory about how certain powerful Elites “plant” their (illegitimate?) children into “normal” homes to be raised away from the spotlight where they can be safer and more useful. I believe it has its roots in this.
Clayton -
Uh huh.
Yes well why is it that Marxists have their own film theory? How is that even fair?
Kate Middleton, for example. I doubt very much that she’s actually a commoner. Either one of her parents or she herself could be “crypto-nobility”.
Clayton -
What about Tom Cruise Ryan?
- It causes awful greedy people’s selfish focus on profits to benefit others more than selfless people who only think about others!
@Blargg: It’s the thought that counts. Actually improving things means nothing if you didn’t mean to improve things.
Clayton -