Reasons Why Capitalism is Awful

  1. People are starving

  2. Some people are rich

  3. ???

  4. Racism

  5. Sexism

  6. Because Capitalism

  7. There’s corruption

  8. Some people have bad work condition

  9. Education, there’s not enough of it

  10. Recessions, all of them.

  11. It’s not as good as socialism

  12. Obesity

  13. Starvation

  14. The industrial revolution was a bad time

  15. Sickness

  16. Think of the children!

  17. Chomsky agrees and is smarter than you are

  18. We are the 99 percent

  19. Capitalists hate your freedom

“The solution”, I hear you cry? Isn’t it obvious?

What are the reasons you guys hate capitalism?

  1. Too much peace
  1. Leads to crises

  2. Leads to centralization

  3. Has internal contradictions

  1. Everyone is selfish

  2. The poor will die

  3. No labor laws means that we will see children working in 19th century coal mines

  4. Rich get richer and the poor die

  5. What if machines became so good that laborers were not needed any more and no one had jobs?

  6. People aren’t paid according to their labor and need

  7. Capitalists hate poor people

  1. Capitalists can force you to work for below sustenance wages

  2. Capitalists can charge whatever they want for their products

  3. Suicide machines will be advertised to kids on TV

  4. Rich people will buy up all the goods just to fuck with us

Good job comrades! These are all great reasons to hate capitalism

  1. No roads

  2. I just saw skyfall. If there was no money the bad guy couldn’t have hired his henchmen and it would have been way easier for 007 to win.

  3. Skyfall could have been a better movie

  4. Smoking

  5. In the 1800’s women had to work in factories to support their families

  6. Today women are discriminated against so they can’t work to support their families

  7. The free market produced /b/

  8. Top 40’s radio

  9. Global warming

  10. Unemployment

  11. Lemons (yes, this is an actual argument)

  12. Guns

  13. Monopoly

  14. Banks

Keep up the good fight comrades, we will win the day yet.

(Note: Lemons could mean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon_(automobile) - cars defective at sale time)

  1. It makes the 99% poor

  2. It makes 99% buy iPads

  3. It doesn’t let black people buy houses

  4. It tricks black people into buying houses

  5. Justin Bieber

  6. Lady Gaga

  7. One Direction

  8. Rihanna

  1. Poor people can’t afford anything

  2. Wal-Mart

  1. Poor people uneducated

  2. Mass-produces books

  1. Minority groups get to do whatever the hell they want like move next door and eat in the same places as you.
  1. It pays black people the lowest amount possible, even below amount necessary to be alive.

  2. LeBron James, Tiger Woods, Kobe Bryant, Kevin Garnett, Ryan Howard, Carl Crawford, Darnell Docket

  3. Denzel Washington, Will Smith, Eddir Murphy, Tyler Perry

  4. Oprah

  1. Whitey doesn’t care about poor African children

  2. Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

  3. No one is charitable

  4. Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

  5. No cure for diseases

  6. Bill and Melinda Gates Founation

  7. Greed

  8. Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

  9. Windows Vista

  10. Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

  11. Micro$oft

  12. Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

  13. MS FrontPage

  14. Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

72 things were mentioned before greed?! Shame on you all, comrades!

  1. The word sounds evil.

  2. Karl marx is cool

  3. It just makes sense

  4. Monopoly

  1. Capital
  1. Pure profit

  2. Greed before need

  3. Workers are exploited

  4. Money is the root of all evil

  5. Lighthouse shortage

  6. Profit before people

  1. i HATE that i just had to spend 3 Fing hours flipping through at least 10,000 different kind of driving loafers. i mean my god! why do people need all these options?

My favorites so far:

  1. The poor will die

  2. Capitalists hate poor people

  3. Suicide machines will be advertised to kids on TV

  1. Poor people can’t afford anything

  2. Poor people uneducated

  1. It just makes sense

  2. Lighthouse shortage

I think that we’ve forgotten a very important one:

  1. Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

  2. Jesus was a socialist

  3. It doesn’t align with the teachings of Yen Buddhism

  4. Hitler was a capitalist

  5. Mises and Hayek were nobility

  6. NASA is government and makes everything

  7. The Spanish Revolution proves that socialism works

  8. Over production

  9. You wanna know what my first ever ever encounter with a capitalist was?

Tell me that having dealing with this asshole to get to the next stage wouldn’t make you want to overthrow the capitalist system from a very young age!

  1. The word is insulting.