scientists are investigating apparent correlation between sweat response and political activism

Economics Political Theory
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http://www.newscientist.com/mobile/article/dn19559-sweaty-palms-and-puppy-love-the-physiology-of-voting.html

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I was expecting an Onion article when I saw the title.

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This just in: Scientists have now correlated the increase in intellectual property violations with the rise of global temperatures.

Now we really have justification to crack down on your internetz.