I believe your title is somewhat over the top. There are many great things on the internet, and I don’t think this one classifies as ‘the greatest thing ever’ on it.
He might not have understood your hyperbole, or he might have considered it 4chan- or FARK-level discourse and responded accordingly. I’ll leave you to meditate on this.
Right. Is it possible that I do understand the meaning of hyperbole and that I am not an autistic savant? Would be neat if that possibility would also be considered.