US Civics Naturalization Test

I’m a bit curious to see how some members of the forum would answer these questions. Humor me?

  1. What is the supreme land of the land?

  2. What is the economic system in the United States?

  3. What happened in the Constitutional Convention?

  4. Name the U.S. war between the North and South.

The federal government / there is no rule of law only the rule of man

Corporate anarchy

The states figured out they could collude and raise prices if they formed a cartel agreement.

The war to preserve government revenue

At the very least, it must be a law that refers to “the land”. I know of no such law.

That depends on which United States is in question. If the physical geographic region often referred to as United States: a mix of private property, markets in private property and violations of private property. If the legal corporate entity United States: corporate bureaucratic management.

Who knows? Who cares?

The War to Reverse Southern Secession.

The Zombie Wars.

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1. What is the supreme law of the land?

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2. What is the economic system in the United States?

City state oligarchy operated by commu-fascists from the 31st century.

3. What happened in the Constitutional Convention?

A totally sweet party dude, it was like OFF THE HOOK. But like Tom Jefferson and John Adams didn’t go cause they were like bein’ all gay and wouldn’t skip work. And like Patrick Henry was being a whiny bitch and didn’t go 'cause he’s like a fricken ANARCHIST or somthing ROLF!! Sam Adams and that Handcock guy weren’t there either thank GOD LOL

4. Name the U.S. war between the North and the South.

The Clone Wars - 22 BBY to 19 BBY

Some well meaning (but wrong) politicians worked with some other power hungry politicians to amend The Articles. They lied and ended up creating the federal government. (P.S. It was a bad idea)

Just for kicks, I grabbed my DeLorean and brought myself back when I was a minarchist here to answer the questions with me.

First off, minarchist!Chad:

  1. What is the supreme land of the land?

Why, our great Constitution of course!

  1. What is the economic system in the United States?

Capitalism! Our system of free market enterprise has made our nation the greatest and most powerful in the world.

  1. What happened in the Constitutional Convention?

The greatest minds of their time–nay, of ALL time–gathered together in a historic event to craft a document that would change the world. They laid down a just law designed to limit the federal government and crafted our glorious Republic. Surely, if there was any moment of history that was divinely influenced by the Almighty God, it was this. Such a pity that our nation has forgotten the ideals our Founding Fathers laid down. It’s because of how far we’ve fallen that I’m going to run for political office–and hopefully the Presidency someday–and I’ll hopefully be able to change EVERYTHING.

  1. Name the U.S. war between the North and South.

The Civil War, a regrettable time of history that nonetheless led to the ever-righteous Lincoln freeing the slaves.


All right, all right. That’s enough. Get out of here, you sniveling twit. I swear to God if I hear any more of that I’m going to vomit. Now it’s my turn…

  1. What is the supreme land of the land?

What “land” are we talking about? And if this “land” doesn’t enclose the entire world, why does this arbitrary distinction exist? Is this law somehow not good enough for all of the other barely distinguishable people of the world? There is no supreme law save that of the natural law we all live by.

  1. What is the economic system in the United States?

It’s often called “capitalism” but it is more accurately corporatism with a bit of socialism thrown in here and there.

  1. What happened in the Constitutional Convention?

A few misguided good people and a lot of power-hungry fools got together on false pretenses–lying to the public about it–and created a system of government much more centralized than the earlier Articles of Confederation. They then gave this to the various state governments, which imposed it upon their populous, willing or no.

  1. Name the U.S. war between the North and South.

The War of Northern Aggression/Southern Secession.