Just for kicks, I grabbed my DeLorean and brought myself back when I was a minarchist here to answer the questions with me.
First off, minarchist!Chad:
- What is the supreme land of the land?
Why, our great Constitution of course!
- What is the economic system in the United States?
Capitalism! Our system of free market enterprise has made our nation the greatest and most powerful in the world.
- What happened in the Constitutional Convention?
The greatest minds of their time–nay, of ALL time–gathered together in a historic event to craft a document that would change the world. They laid down a just law designed to limit the federal government and crafted our glorious Republic. Surely, if there was any moment of history that was divinely influenced by the Almighty God, it was this. Such a pity that our nation has forgotten the ideals our Founding Fathers laid down. It’s because of how far we’ve fallen that I’m going to run for political office–and hopefully the Presidency someday–and I’ll hopefully be able to change EVERYTHING.
- Name the U.S. war between the North and South.
The Civil War, a regrettable time of history that nonetheless led to the ever-righteous Lincoln freeing the slaves.
All right, all right. That’s enough. Get out of here, you sniveling twit. I swear to God if I hear any more of that I’m going to vomit. Now it’s my turn…
- What is the supreme land of the land?
What “land” are we talking about? And if this “land” doesn’t enclose the entire world, why does this arbitrary distinction exist? Is this law somehow not good enough for all of the other barely distinguishable people of the world? There is no supreme law save that of the natural law we all live by.
- What is the economic system in the United States?
It’s often called “capitalism” but it is more accurately corporatism with a bit of socialism thrown in here and there.
- What happened in the Constitutional Convention?
A few misguided good people and a lot of power-hungry fools got together on false pretenses–lying to the public about it–and created a system of government much more centralized than the earlier Articles of Confederation. They then gave this to the various state governments, which imposed it upon their populous, willing or no.
- Name the U.S. war between the North and South.
The War of Northern Aggression/Southern Secession.