US Senate approves stimulus plan

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This should bring tears to the Mad Hatter’s eyes! Someone even nuttier than he exists!

Fresh out of la-la-land, we have this:

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The kooks that run this country need to be subjected to an updated form of the guilotine.

Surprise?

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We can only hope it does not make it past the House, and if it does, that everyone who voted for it gets hanged.

And while all you Englishmen are voluntarily forced to adapt your living habits to the wishes of the Weather Police, we here in Germany pay anyone who scraps his old car and gets a new one 2500€! That’s right, if your car is 9 years old and you bring it to the junkyard, you’ll get a 2500€ subsidy for buying that beautiful gas-guzzler you always wanted to have - as long as it meets the emission criteria of the euro-4 standard!

But lo and behold, you don’t even have to pay taxes for one year for your new vehicle if you buy it right now! You see, while it’s important to save the climate, the auto industry supposedly is the “backbone of the German economy”. Thus, we need to encourage people to buy buy buy new cars right now!

Gotta love the inner consistency of politicians.