Alex Jones is a total douchebag...

[DanielMuffinburg]

@Laughing Man

@John Ess

That obviously, if you open your mind and stop believing what the NWO tells you, are battling the giant spiders that run the military industrial complex to drain oil out of our planet.

Don’t forget the government created killer nanobot infection that is currently sweeping the US.

I hadn’t heard of that one. Do you have a link?

[DanielMuffinburg]

Why do they always say “private bank, private bank, private bank!”? Would it make a difference if it were owned by the public? Why can’t they say “private bank with monopoly power given by the government!”? Or, something like that.

[Laughing_Man]

@Daniel Muffinburg

I hadn’t heard of that one. Do you have a link?

It’s a classified epidemic.

[Capital_Pumper]

@Daniel Muffinburg

Why do they always say “private bank, private bank, private bank!”? Would it make a difference if it were owned by the public? Why can’t they say “private bank with monopoly power given by the government!”? Or, something like that.

They’re confused parrots.

On the bright side, your post gave me an idea for a satirical toy commercial.

Introducing the tickle me truther doll! Finger his tummy, and hear him wail “DON"T TAZE ME BRO!”

But don’t leave alone for too long, or Tickle Me Truther will become unhappy:

Tickle Me Truther: “WE HAVE YOU DISINFO FASCISTS ON THE RUN! YOUR NEW WORLD ORDER WILL BE EXPOSED!”

Timmy: Shut up Tickle Me Truther. I’m trying to read Anatomy of the State.

Tickle Me Truther: “OMFG DID YOU SEE THAT?!!?!? DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!? WE"RE LIVING IN A POLICE STATE SHEEPLE! WAKE UP! YOU"RE ALL ASLEEP!”

Timmy: Okay, back to the toy store you go.

Tickle Me Truther: "DON’T TOUCH ME! I HAVE A FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT!"

Warning: the Tickle Me Truther doll cannot actually bring about change, and is designed for entertainment purposes only.

Megaphone and camcorder sold separately.

[Capital_Pumper]

BTW: A search on LRC doesn’t bring up any mention of the MMR vaccine hoax. This the best result, comparatively, I could find:

There is far more open debate on this question in the UK than in Busherica. I do note that one of the first actions of the Bush regime and its rubberstamp Congress was to provide total immunity on the question to that Republican pressure group, Big Pharma, with its mercury-laced vaccines.

Haha, Lew Rockwell got owned by himself

[apehead]

@JosephBright

sounds like a constipated Texan.

Definitely the most accurate description of anything I’ve heard at least in the last week.