there's a lot to be said about this (global warming).

On 10/10 I’m going to leave all my lights and appliances on, turn the heat way up, run water all day, eat lots of bananas (they have a large carbon footprint becasue they’re transported from far-away tropical places using fossil fuels), and breath out especially hard.

I am especially ashamed because this whole campaign was started by a buch of deranged bio-centrists from the college I attend. They started the website 350.org and think of themselves as today’s civil rights activists or something. It’s so absurd I feel like pushing a button…no, I won’t stoop to their level.

That’s okay. Just give it to me.

seem like a parody to me…this is the internet.