You know you're an Austrian when...

your professors generally don’t know what you’re talking about.

continue, this might be fun.

when you feel like less of a control freak

When you realize that bathroom lines in stadiums are a result of prices being too low.

When being in line for anything makes you think of the Soviet Union.

nice

“When you stand alone at parties.”

When you know the other person’s argument better than the other person.

When you’re yelling at your opponent to learn his capital theory.

when you incorporate malinvestment into conversations

when you get paid, and feel it is utterly worthless because the currency didn’t originate in the market

when you can pick Stephan Kinsella, Jeffrey Tucker, Peter Klein and Joe Salerno out of a lineup

when you know Margit von Mises’ pet name for her husband.

You know you read LRC when

You can’t stop saying gunverment

You assume everyone in DC is a parasite

You have a pathological hatred of Wii Fit

When you never leave your calculator at home.

When you can pick Art Carden, Yuri Maltsev, Bill Anderson, and Mike Rozeff out of a lineup.

When you have an Austrian passport.

Oh, did I misunderstand something?

I’m not going to lie, I don’t know who Art Carden, Bill Anderson, and Mike Rozeff are.

When you find that ^^^^^ humorous.

Ha! I haven’t seen Yuri Maltsev in awhile, but I can pick out Carden, Rozeff and Anderson no problem.

Robert Higgs sat at my dinner table one day, and I was the only person who knew who he was.

When you extend this analysis to include traffic jams.

Yuri:

… you’re on mises.org at 2:30 am.

End of thread. Time for bed. 2:42 am.